My Antidrug

by Hysterical Insanity

A series of KHR crack drabbles. I get bored in Math class, this stuff happens. Most of it's pretty funny though! T for stuff and paranoia.

1. Taste the Arcobaleno!

A/N This is the first of many crack drabbles I come up with during Math. It is entitled Taste the Rainbow. This actually started during a phone conversation between me and a friend, who may or may not be reading this. I then developed it into….this thing here! BTW, if you've read Guardiano Della Neve, then it's Pandora's POV. If not, you decide whose POV it is.

Disclaimer: If I owned either KHR or Skittles, I'm pretty sure they'd have my name on them.

I was sitting on the couch; half asleep and waiting for the coffee to finish. I quickly learned, as did everyone else, that exhaustion, Skittle commercials, and Arcobalenos don't mix very well. But no one knew that at first.

It seemed innocent enough when the commercial came on; Skittles: Feel the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow! I blinked a little…. rainbow….

"Hey, doesn't Arcobaleno mean Rainbow in Italian?" I mumbled sleepily. Reborn, Colonello, and Lal Mirch looked at me; they weren't the only ones, but they were the only Arcobalenos (even though Lal's not technically a complete one.) in the room.

"Yes….why?" From the way she answered, it seemed like Lal was on to me.

"So," I continued "Taste the rainbow and taste the Arcobaleno is technically the same thing."

"I guess. What's all this about, kora?" Colonello was suspicious too. That meant Reborn probably already new where I was going.

"Then, if I licked an Arcobaleno, would they taste like fruit?"

This comment caused everyone to whirl towards me and stare at me like I was insane.

"More importantly," I went on, undisturbed by the eyes on me "Would I have to chew through thick candy coating to get to the delicious fruity center?"

"Eh…Ah….Teh…wha...Ehhhhh?" Was the general reaction to that one.

I was about to go on to say "And if I put you in water for a long time, will you dissolve?" but the coffee maker went off. Time for caffeine.

A/N Like I said, Math class gets boring. I get…strange ideas…..oh, be glad I didn't post the Lal MirchXHibird I wrote for this…yet! I will later. It's called My Birdy, starring Lal Mirch, Hibird, and Hibari!