Hey everyone!

If you're looking for a good story, you won't find it here.

Here, you'll find the Random Rants, stuff that the Investigation Team keep bottled up until they burst.

Some are good (Souji and Yosuke of course) and the rest are... severely average.

So... enjoy.

Oh, one more thing...

I DO NOT OWN PERSONA 4, ATLUS OR ANY OF ITS PROPERTIES!

Okay, done. :D

A Random Rant: Souji Seta

"I am so sick of everything!"

Yosuke looked up from his manga and stared at his best friend. His brown eyes locked onto the fury in the other male's eyes.

"What's wrong now?"

"Weren't you listening?! I said-"

"Yeah, I got the 'I'm so sick of everything' bit. What are you sick of?"

"Everything...?"

Yosuke rolled his eyes and sighed. He put his manga down on the table in front of him, then folded his arms over his chest.

"You're being such a drama queen Souji. Whatever it is, let it go." Yosuke waved his hand dismissively.

"I am not! You're just insensitive." Souji pouted.

Yosuke sighed and ran a hand through his hair. There we go again, Yosuke thought. He always goes off on a rant, for no reason. Especially these last couple of days.

"Plus, why do I have to be the leader? It isn't fair."

Yosuke looked at his friend and raised an eyebrow.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me, I never wanted to be the leader, but everyone pressured me into it."

Souji stood up and paced up and down, up and down. He was building himself up like a time bomb. Over time, he'd explode. Yosuke stayed silent and stared at Souji. His brown eyes flickered with a sense of excitement...? He'd never seen his friend get so worked up.

"Just because I can change Personas? Big deal! You could be the leader, if you had a brain!" Souji spat.

Yosuke blinked multiple times, registering what had just been said. If he... had a brain? Didn't he already have one, or was that not the point?

"The only reason why I hang around with so many people is because I'm only doing it for the Social Links. Yeah, I don't want friends. I have enough weirdoes calling me up every weekend. 'Hey am I bothering you? Do you wanna go somewhere? Are you busy? Blah, blah, blah.'" Souji was waving his arms about now, looking demented.

Yosuke laughed at him, but realised that he was one of those people. He rang Souji up most days and asked him whether he was busy or wanted to go somewhere. He shrunk down in his seat.

"The more maximised Social Links, the more powerful I become! You didn't realise it last month, when we were fighting Ameno-Sagiri? I had big Personas, causing lots of damage. Whereas, in Yukiko's castle, I had small, crappy Personas that couldn't do anything!" Souji mumbled.

Yosuke picked his manga up again, he was severely bored. Maybe even hurt. Souji was the first real friend that he'd ever had in Inaba, now look. He was admitting that he only befriended him because of Social Links. Betrayed much?

"Last but not least, YOU!" Souji pointed at Yosuke. The brunette looked up lazily.

"You call me 'Partner' so much, yet in Kanji's dungeon, you yelled that you didn't swing that way. Sounds pretty gay to me." Souji smirked.

"What?" Yosuke stood up and looked Souji in the eye.

"You're not deaf are you?" Souji put his mouth next to Yosuke's ear. "YOU. ARE. GAY." Souji shouted into Yosuke's ear.

The brunette was used to music blasting into his ears, but when Souji shouted in his ear, it hurt a lot. Plus, Yosuke? Gay? No... Well, maybe a little.

Yosuke shoved Souji into the bookshelf. His muscles had grown considerably over the last year, it was all thanks to the TV World. He might've been stronger that Souji, for that matter. Yosuke worked at Junes, and occasionally, he'd pop in, just for a light workout in the easier dungeons.

Souji groaned in pain as he hit the bookshelf with excessive force. He closed his eyes and breathed in and out, in and out. His breathing was unusually heavy, so Yosuke went closer to the other man. Souji gently opened his eyes again and looked up at Yosuke.

"Y-Yosuke...? What... I thought we were at school..." Souji groaned, unable to move.

"Yeah, but you rushed out of lesson, so I packed up my stuff too and ran after you. You came back here and started ranting. What's going on?" Yosuke folded his arms once more.

Souji thought for a moment, then felt in his pocket for something. He took out a packet of sweets. It said on the front: Rant 'n' Rave. Yosuke gasped dramatically.

"Souji, you do know that those sweets have been recalled, right?" Yosuke sighed.

Souji tilted his head a little questionably, frowning at his best friend.

"Those sweets make you rant and rave. Just like the name of the sweets." Yosuke chewed on his lip mindlessly.

"Ohhhhh... I had no idea." Souji said, as the threw the packet of sweets into the bin.

Yosuke smiled down at his friend. Souji slowly stood up and felt in the rest of his pockets. He had three other packets. When he'd done that, he took out six more packets and disposed of them. Souji smiled at his dumb-struck friend.

"What? They taste awesome!" Souji grinned.

Yosuke sighed, but smiled. He was so innocent, it was hard to stay mad at him for long.

"Whatever man. Listen, about that 'gay' thing..." Yosuke started playing with his hair nervously. Cough, cough, gay.

"Yeah... I didn't mean it, it was just-"

"Yeah, I kinda am... gay..." Yosuke blushed lightly and grinned sheepishly.

"Knew it." Souji laughed.

"If you say anything I'll... I'll..."

"Kiss me and try to charm me?"

"NO! Dude, don't be so weird."

"You're weird, you're gay."

"I'm not gay!"

"You just said you were, were you lying?"

"I wouldn't lie to you."

"So you ARE gay?"

"Dude, let it go."

"Don't kiss me, okay?"

"I can't make any promises."

"Why not?"

"Because I might just fall in love with you."

"What?"

"I'm joking."

"Phew. You had me worried."

"Or was I...?"

"DUDE, CUT IT OUT!"

"I'll cry, you know."

"Please don't."

"I'm tearing up, look at my eyes."

"Dude... stop it."

"Sorry man."

Heehee, I had to...

Sorr-ee!

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