The worst iron man movie ever commercial
Words come across the screen: There once was a time where Tony Stark and Pepper were in love.
*shows Tony and Pepper dancing in the first movie, then scene where they kissed in one of the movies, don't remember which.*
New words appear on screen: He loved her more than anything and would do anything to protect her.
* We see that scene from the 3rd movie commercial where Tony is like "I got to protect the most important thing to me and that's you"
New words appear on screen: until….he met Silvia Gregory.
*tony sees super-hot girl. His face looks like when he first saw Black Widow in the second movie. *
*tony runs over and talks to Silvia, even though Pepper was standing right there. He whispers something in Silvia's ear.*
*next scene we see Silvia and tony sitting in Tony`s house drinking wine and laughing*
Words appear on the screen again: 5 years later, Tony and Silvia had gotten married and a year later they had a daughter and then the next year they had more kids, and the next year they had more kids, and the next year, and the next year, and the next year.
*we see an army of kids running out of the house. And behind them all is Pepper.*
Pepper: walk! Don't run! Your gana fall and hurt yourself!
*all the kids are playing on this huge playground in the backyard*
*we see one of the boys about to eat a spider he found *
*pepper runs over*
Pepper: *she slaps the bug out of his hand* Tony Jr number 5 don't eat that! Your gana make yourself sick.
*kicks pepper in the shin*
Tony Jr number 5: You're not the boss of me! *Tony Jr number 5 runs off to play with his other siblings*
*Pepper covers her face with her hands then moves them outward to cover the ends of her eyes.
Pepper: I need this job. I need this job. *She tells herself*
*over an intercom we hear in a raspy female voice: PEPPER! REPORT TO THE LIVING ROOM NOW!*
*Pepper sighs and walks back to the house.*
Pepper: I need this job. I need this job.
*Pepper walks into the living room. Where Tony and Silvia are making out on the couch.*
*Pepper coughs to get their attention*
Silvia: Oh my god! It took you long enough! Can you go make me a Vodka Martini?
Pepper: I don't think that would be the best idea..
Silvia: I`m sorry did I ask for your opinion, poor girl?
Pepper: No, it's just ever time either one of you gets drunk you have sex and then end up with another kid that neither of you will take care of, so I'd have to do that for too.
Silvia: How dare you talk to me in such away! Ever since the day I met you you've had this little attitude of yours, and I don't know why! I can't handle the dis respect, I am your superior! You are fired!
New words come across the screen: 6 hours later, Tony and Silvia died in a kitchen fire while trying to make dinner for them.
*Pepper is walking down the streets of New York. When suddenly her phone rings.*
Guy on other line: Tony and Silvia have died. I`m going over there will`s now and in Tony`s will it says if the two of them died he wants you to have ownership over the kids.
Pepper: You gatta fucking kidding me?!