A/N - I have no idea how I got this idea, but it demanded to be written after I had it. This is based on '11 Drunk Guys Play Slender', so look that up on YouTube before you read this to get a better idea of what it's like.

Axel: And there's a lovely subliminal message in the intro too -

Roxas: *jumps on him and claps a hand over his mouth* SHUT UP!

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Axel whistled softly as he made his way to the Grey Room. He wondered idly why Xemnas had called him in so late. The day's work was finished and he'd been told he was done. Entering the room, he was surprised to see Xigbar there as well.

"You too?" he called to Xigbar, who was lounging on a chair.

"Yeah," Xigbar answered. "Hey, what do you think we - "

"Good, you're both here," a deep voice intoned from the doorway, and Axel turned around to see Xemnas standing there.

"So what's our mission, Superior?" Axel asked. "And no offense, but why so late?"

"No mission for you tonight," said Xemnas. "But this is a job of special importance. I must be away tonight, as you can see." He held up a thick black leash he had in his hand, and the other two immediately understood.

"Oh, right, I forgot," Axel said with a smirk. "It's Saïx's time of the month!" he and Xigbar chorused.

Just a month ago, the Organization's suspicions that Saïx was a werewolf because of how the moon made him go bananas had been confirmed at the last full moon when Xaldin had caught him, in wolf form, eating all of Luxord's sesame chicken out of the pantry. After they were able to stop Luxord from chasing Saïx around the castle with a rolled-up newspaper and spray bottle and then restrain the huge wolf, Xemnas had decreed that each full moon, he would take Saïx out away from the castle to prevent any further incidents. Saïx did not like this arrangement at all, but as he had been a wolf in a doggy crate at the time, he could not protest. However, he resisted it in any way he could. Like now, when he pulled against the leash as Xemnas yanked the giant blue-furred wolf into the room.

"Yes," Xemnas said, struggling to keep hold on Saïx. "So as we will not be here tonight, the two of you are in charge of the castle while we're gone."

"That's all?" Axel said, raising an eyebrow.

"That's all. I'm trusting you two," Xemnas told them sternly, "and if this castle is not in one piece when we get home, I promise I will rub steak all over you and lock you in a cage with him." He pointed at the snarling wolf and glared at Xigbar and Axel warningly. They glanced nervously at each other and then hurriedly assured Xemnas that they would take good care of the castle.

Xemnas smirked. "I thought so. I will see you in a few hours' time, then. Come, Saïx." With that, Xemnas turned and left the castle, with all his effort dragging a loudly complaining Saïx behind him. Xigbar and Axel stood there in silence until the indignant howling faded, meaning that Xemnas and Saïx had left the castle grounds.

"So...the castle's ours now," Xigbar said slowly. "No Saïx. No Xemnas."

"Yeah," said Axel in the same tone. "No one here to tell us what to do."

"We could do...anything we want to do. And there'd be nothing to stop us."

A devilish grin was unfurling on Axel's face. "We could have a little fun." He turned to see a matching grin on Xigbar's face.

"Heh heh...When the bosses are away, the Nobodies will play," he snickered.

"But what exactly to do...?" Axel thought a moment, and then snapped his fingers as a wonderful thought occurred to him. "I've got an idea!" he said excitedly. "Here's what we'll do - I know where Saïx keeps his laptop, so I'll go get that, and you go raid the boss' liquor cabinet."

"I like the sound of this already!" exclaimed Xigbar.

"Hopefully everyone else will too," Axel said. "On the way, we'll get everybody we can find and bring them back here. We're all going to have some fun!"

"Let's go!" On the spur of the moment, the two high-fived, and then bolted off down separate hallways to retrieve their items and gather the Organization.

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A short while later...

"So," said Axel, striding back into the Grey Room with Saïx's laptop in his hands, "is everyone here, Roxas?" He had run into the younger Nobody, who had heard the werewolf's yowls and come to see what was going on, right after splitting up with Xigbar, and after Axel explained the situation and his plan, Roxas had helped him get the rest of the Organization together.

"Almost," Roxas reported. "We've got everyone but Vexen, Marluxia, and Larxene. Vexen didn't feel like doing anything with us since he's busy with his experiments, and we couldn't find the other two."

"We think they're hiding," Zexion quipped. "Marluxia's probably in his garden blending in with the flowers, and Larxene's probably off having tea with Satan."

"Hey, everybody!" Xigbar called as he rounded a corner, grinning at them over the several large crates of booze he was lugging. "I got refreshments!" He gave the door an unnecessary kick to open it fully and came in after the others, placing the crates down on a table.

"So what have you got in mind for tonight, Axel?" asked Luxord as Axel set the laptop down on the other table and started it up.

"Yeah, it'd better not be anything boring!"warned Demyx.

"Don't worry, guys," Axel assured them as he tapped keys and moved the mouse. "I'm pretty sure this game will get you going. All right, boys - " he swiveled the laptop around so everyone could see the screen - "Meet the Slender Man!"

A collective gasp came from everyone in the room as they stared at the title screen.

"I didn't know Saïx played Slender," Roxas remarked, surprised. "Or anything else."

"I thought he was obsessed with New York Shark," Xigbar explained. "He spends all his time not involving work or Xemnas on that game and thinks no one realizes."

Xaldin chuckled. "Nothing is more awkward than going into Saïx's room to report and have him tell you, in all seriousness, 'Go away, I'm eating Spider Man.'"

"Heh heh, yeah. But getting back to my point: Tonight," Axel proudly proclaimed, "we are not only going to defeat the Slender Man, but we are going to do it while drunk off our asses!" He paused for a moment, grinning crazily, to let that sink in. "What do you think, guys, can we do it?"

A huge "YEAH!" from everyone else reverberated through the room, accompanied by a victory tune courtesy of Demyx and his sitar.

"All right then!" shouted Axel gleefully. "Lexaeus, shut off the lights, we're doing this right!"

Lexaeus, the closest one to the light switch, flipped the switch and the room went near-completely dark, save for the glow of the laptop screen and the soft light of Kingdom Hearts in the sky.

"So who wants to go first?" Axel asked them, a self-satisfied smirk on his face.

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