Naruto's ADHD
A/N: Yo people! It is I, the Grand Shadow Ryoku, here with my first work! I'm writing this, along with one or two other oneshots, to get my name out there a little, to try to get a little known before I start writing my serious stories. Please, enjoy this little brain tumor baby of mine.
Naruto's ADHD
"Naruto, I have called you here today to discuss a very important matter." Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage and Slug Sannin, said, looking at the boy sitting across from her with a solemn expression.
Except he wasn't sitting. He was standing...on the ceiling...singing the My Little Pony theme song...while doing the chicken dance...
"Whatwasthat?" The blonde ninja said quickly, "Iwasn'tpayingattention. I'mtoopoor, hehehehe."
"Yes, the paying attention was exactly what I wanted to talk to you about." Tsunade said through gritted teeth, pinching the bridge of her nose to prevent a migraine, "Now, if you would just sit down..."
"Bitch don't tell me what to do!" Naruto shouted, swaying on the ceiling as if he was drunk and chucking bits of paper into Tsunade's...chest.
With a roar, Tsunade jumped over her desk, grabbed the blonde by the head, and forcibly pulled him into his seat. She tied the boy with ropes and gagged him before walking calmly back to her seat.
"Now then, about your condition. We believe you have ADHD, as evidenced by-"
"An ad in HD! Gasp! What are those monsters trying to do, actually sell things?!" Tsunade swiftly re-gagged the boy and tied the gag with rope.
With a rampantly twitching eyebrow, the Slug Sannin continued. "You see, you need to be medicated. I believe 796 milligrams of Concerta should be enough, with the severity of your...condition."
There was a pause. "Bitch be trying to control me! RUN AWAY!" With a burst of Wind chakra, Naruto broke free of his bonds and jumped out of the window behind the Hokage's desk. A yowl was heard, followed by a running Naruto.
"Sorry cat, but the bitch be trying to kill me! The ADHD ninja yelled.
Tsunade stood in her office for a few seconds, her rage building.
"You can disrespect me all you want," The Fifth Hokage growled, shaking in rage, "But NOBODY messes with Mr. Tibbles! COME BACK HERE BRAT!" Tsunade jumped through the window after Naruto.
It took many hours and much demolition of the Hidden Leaf Village, but Naruto was finally caught. When he was, he was beaten savagely by Tsunade, force-fed his medicine via IV drip, and somehow became a Super Saiyan. The world was promptly destroyed, and everyone died.
Tsunade woke up in a cold sweat, breathing heavily.
"Dear Kami, what a nightmare." She said, wiping sweat off of her forehead.
After calming down, she got dressed, humming while she did so, for today Shizune was taking care of the paperwork. Tsunade herself was to take care of some psychological work. In fact, her first appointment was for a boy who had been diagnosed with ADHD.
She wondered who it could be.
A/N: So, what did you guys think? I know it wasn't great, but hopefully it was at least okay. Just to clear some things up, I know that ADHD normally isn't that bad, I just thought it would be hilarious to bring it up to this level. Well, I should be updating another story for Legend of Zelda around this time, so if you guys liked this, feel free to check it out. Again, this is my first story, if not my first serious one, so any feedback would be appreciated. 'Til next time, GSR, out!