Thanks for reading everyone! I'm Splitthedeck, and i loooooooooove Sasunaru XD Enjoy 3
M for sexual content and swearing. BoyxBoy dont like dont read
I don't own Naruto or any of its Characters, though i do own Sasuke's parents in this fic.
"Stupid Teme, stealing my thunder again." Naruto muttered angrily under his breath as Sasuke just sat there all perfect as usual Sakura and Ino fawning over him. "He doesn't even like the attention... Or maybe he does..." he pondered this, then stood angrily.
"What is it this time Dobe?" Sasuke asked. Naruto glared folding his arms.
"Stupid fucking Teme, where do you get off talking to me like that?" He growled snapping at Sasuke. Sasuke smirked and turned slightly in his seat obsidian black eyes appraising the angry blond.
"Jealous? Again? Naruto?" His voice was calm as he raised one perfect black eyebrow. He was clearly amused by Naruto's frustrations.
"Jealous of a fucking cunt? I think not!" Naruto stomped his foot. Sasuke just continued smirking.
"Calm yourself sweetheart." Sasuke said mockingly
"Dont. Call. Me. Sweetheart." Naruto lunged forward to punch him, but Sasuke easily dodged grabbing the blond from around his thin but muscular waist. He flipped him around and shoved him face first onto the desk pinning his arms tightly to his back.
"That'll teach you from lunging at me again." Sasuke's voice was dripping with amusement.
"Fuck you!" Naruto complained kicking his legs and squirming about trying to get free of the raven's steel grasp. "Fuck youuuuu~ I'm just as good as you! Believe it!" His cheek was pressed to the cold desk as he growled kicking more.
"Naruto, Sasuke, stop your rough housing." Iruka said entering the room. "Your not babies anymore, I hope you'll stop acting like it." He glared at the two fighting boys as he took his seat at the desk in front. Sasuke leaned down until his lips were close enough to brush Naruto's ear.
"Behave or I'll skin you alive." He whispered his words cold as ice and slipping down Naruto's spine.
"D-don't tell me what to do! And let me go!" Naruto hissed angry with the stutter in his words. Iruka gave Sasuke a nasty look and Sasuke finally released Naruto. Naruto rubbed his sore wrists and thighs. "Fuck you teme." He flipped him off then returned to his seat glaring at the back of Sasuke's head.
Iruka started the lesson his voice echoing across the class. Iruka's voice was like a lullaby to Naruto. After being adopted by the older ninja for the past nine years he had fallen asleep to him talking countless times. So it was as Iruka's voice sang over the class that Naruto dozed off. His head sagged onto the desk his limbs relaxing.
"Naruto... Naruto... NARUTO!" He jumped awake as he stared straight into the teme's amused face.
"What the hell teme?!" Naruto yelled bringing a fist back to punch Sasuke in the nose. He caught the fist and stared at him eybebrow raised.
"Class ended two hours ago."
Naruto gaped at him then shook his head to clear his thoughts. "But why are you here Sasuke teme?" He asked curiously.
"Itachi was supposed to come after school and he hasnt yet."
"Oh," Naruto smiled pleased at Sasuke's pain. "Iruka never leaves me-"
"He left forty five minutes ago."
Naruto's mouth dropped open for not the first time as he stared openly into the depthless obsidian eyes.
"I guess theres no choice but to have me stay here and wait with you..." Naruto's voice trailed off as Sasuke stared deeply into his eyes.
"Naruto. I need your help." Awkward silence ensued as Naruto's jaw dropped to the table. "I need you to date me."
"WHAT?!" Naruto fell off his chair in shock laying on the ground head throbbing, but not caring.
"My mother is always bugging me about how I'm not dating anyone..." His voice trailed off as he leaned over the table to look down at the immobile blonde. "And because there is absolutely no chance that i will fall in love with you if we do this, I want you to pretend to be my lover."
"B-but why not ask Sakura or Ino... People who actually like you?"
"Thats the point. They like me... Which in itself grosses me out." It was the most Sasuke had ever opened up to Naruto.
"Oh... Then why not ask Shikamaru?"
Sasuke sighed in exasperation.
"I already told you that I chose you. Just leave it at that."
Naruto looked at him skeptically. "But what's in it for me?"
"I will buy you ramen whenever you want for the next two weeks."
Naruto grinned. This plan was sounding better and better. "What does this job entail?"
"You have to come home with me for the holidays and you have to let me do whatever I need to do with you."
"What does that mean?"
"Its vital my family believes we're dating, so we will be kissing... Quite a lot actually."
"But I haven't even gotten my first kiss yet!" Naruto protested.
"It was with me when you were twelve... Do you really have such a bad memory that you can't remember four years ago?"
"I tried to forget." Naruto shuddered at the memory of that day in the classroom.
"So are you in?"
"Make it three weeks of ramen."
Sasuke sighed rolling his eyes. "Fine three weeks."
"I'm in."
"Are you packed yet?" Sasuke asked annoyed.
"Shut up teme, I'm meeting your parents for the first time, I have to look presentable." Naruto joked that earned him a hearty glare.
"This isn't a priveledge for me you know."
"Of course it is. You get to kiss the awesome me." Naruto giggled sticking his tounge out as he finished shoving more clothes into his duffle bag. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Just hurry up will you."
Naruto blushed and threw the bag at Sasuke.
"Shut up!"
They headed outside Naruto's bag smacking against his thigh as he followed the Raven to his motorcycle. Sasuke took Naruto's bag and told him to turn around fastening it to his back like a back pack.
"Will it stay on?"
"Probably." Sasuke hopped on his sleek black machine and handed Naruto a helmet eyeing the blonde carefully. His eyes grazed across the tight orange skinny jeans showing off his very delicious ass. His shirt was loose the neck low enough to reveal his pronounced colar bone, and his cereluen blue eyes looked angrily at the helmet as he put it on smashing his golden blonde locks.
"Why aren't you wearing a helmet?"
"Because I don't need one."
"But why?" Naruto protested. Sasuke rolled his eyes and gestured for Naruto to come sit behind him on the motorcycle. Naruto sat down hesitently his hips pressed to Sasuke's back. Even Sasuke would get turned on by that. Truthfully he had chosen Naruto because it was a known fact that Sasuke Uchiha had impeccable taste, and Naruto fit his preferences perfectly. Blonde, sexy, fiesty. It was actually quite believable that he would be dating him..
"Hold on."
"Where?!"
"My waist dobe."
Naruto's face flushed as he wrapped his arms around Sasuke's waist.
"Tighter, or you'll fall off."
He gripped him tighter leaning against his back hesitently inadvertantly inhaling Sasuke's delicious scent. Even Naruto had to admit that Sasuke was damn sexy. And then they were off. The wind whipped at their clothing sending chills down Naruto's body his thin shirt not nearly warm enough for the cold weather.
"You're cold even to me." Sasuke said after a few minutes of having the freezing arms wrapped around him.
"Sh-shut up." Naruto just held tighter half trying to squeeze the air out of him, and half trying to get warmer.
Mairi waited by her front door excitedly for her son to come home. She hadn't seen him for six months and was hoping he would bring home someone special. Sasuke drove up in his motorcycle. It was cold and dark and he had a cold dobe asleep pressed tightly to his back.
"Dobe." Sasuke said quietly. "Dobe." a little louder, "DOBE"
Naruto woke up with a start mouth pressed to Sasukes neck.
"Mmm what?"
"We're here. So get off." Naruto groggily slid off the back of the motorcycle his limbs frozen and stiff.
"I'm tired."
Sasuke ignored the statement and got off the bike unbuckling Naruto's helmet from his head and placing it on the handle bars. Naruto watched the handsome teme through half lidded eyes. Sasuke was really handsome, was what he decided. He turned his head and saw a woman peeking through the window of a very large mansion. She looked like an older woman version of Sasuke, except she had a very devilish glint in her eyes as she stared at Naruto.
"Sa-su-ke."
"What?" He asked iritated.
"Your mom is looking at my ass."
Sasuke's head snapped up from the motorcycle and drifted to his mothers eager eyes. She was indeed eyeing Naruto's ass. Naruto's extremely delicious ass. Before she could notice he had spotted her he gave Naruto a look that clearly said 'do not do anything.' Naruto nodded and Sasuke stepped forward taking Naruto's face in his hand. He looked deep into those beautiful blue eyes as Naruto eyed him carefully. Neither particularly wanted to do this, but there was no choice as Sasuke's lips pressed themselves to Narutos.
To his surprise Naruto kissed back. He licked Sasuke's lips pressing into his chest. That turned Sasuke on. His hand ran sensually down Naruto's back to his ass which he cupped playfully his tongue slipping hungrily into the blondes mouth. Naruto gasped inadvertantly rubbing his most sensitive part against Sasuke's. The Raven pressed bruising kisses across Naruto's lips until they were swollen and deliciously pink.
Mairi watched this exchange with interest taking in the way her son rubbed certain places on the blonde he shouldnt be in public. Deciding that Sasuke was in a hell of a lot of trouble if Deikari saw them she headed out of the house.
"Sasuke, sweetheart." She called as she came closer to the two apparent lovers. Sasuke pulled back in shock realizing just how far over board he had gone. He was about to apologize when he realized how un uchiha that would be.
"What is it Mairi?"
Mairi rolled her eyes. And embraced her very tall son.
"Don't let your father see you two-uh- being Intamite"
Sasuke's expression didn't change at all as he squeezed Naruto's ass.
"T-Teme! Damn you stop it, your mom is here!" Naruto growled. "You haven't even introduced us yet."
"Oh," Sasuke smirked, "Mairi, meet Naruto my lover."
"Boyfriend."
"Bitch."
"I am not your bitch!" Naruto blushed and smacked Sasuke's hands away.
"Oh, really? That's obviously not true because I'm the one who sticks his-"
"Thats enough teme!" Naruto blushed bright red and turned to Mairi.
"Sorry..."
She giggled. They were out for a fun evening.
"I am not sleeping in the same bed as you teme."
"Fine, sleep on the floor." Sasuke said rolling on his side away from the blonde. Five minutes later Naruto was curled up against his chest sleeping peacefully. "hn Dobe." Sasuke said softly falling asleep as well.
Naruto awoke his face pressed to Sasuke's stomach which was bare due to his thrashing around in the night.
"Teme." Naruto groaned. "Get up and fix me something to eat."
"Fix yourself something to eat." Sasuke mumbled sleepily.
"Its your house."
"Fine."
Sasuke stirred the batter for pancakes as hard as he could. The dobe would not shut up.
"Naruto. Come here." He ordered. Naruto got off the counter and headed over in confusion.
"What is it-"
Sasuke kissed him roughly dragging his tongue across his lips. Naruto's eyes opened as he let Sasuke's tongue in. Naruto was pressed against the counter as Sasuke gripped his ass tightly tilting Naruto over the counter. He moaned wrapping his legs around Sasuke's waist and rubbing their erections together. Sasuke's breath hitched as Naruto did it again.