Disclaimer: I do not own Dynasty Warriors or references in any way shape or form. So guys starting a new chapter style good luck to me! There will be some foreign language in it so look in up on google translate ;). Hope you enjoy.
Story One
Sima Yi Sassy Fierce Friend.
Sima Yi Was sitting on his chair within his house, his sons and his adviser are out doing things, his wife is sleeping. He wonders what to do. So he decides to ride to his rival's house.
Knock knock...
"Hello Sima Yi." Said his rival Zhuge Liang.
"Like, your fan is, like, awesome." Yi said.
"Uh thank you..."
"Girlfriend, you need to buy some new shoes, like, come with me to the mall."
"No I am fine don't you worry..."
"Gosh Liang of course you need fashion."
"Okay."
"You need to come to the future. Let us go browse the internet!"
"Sure..."
The two walk over to Zhuge Liang's computer and start browsing for places.
"Like, maybe Ebay will have some nice clothes."
"You sure?"
"Of course."
"Want a dress?"
"Nah."
"Well then, like, never mind mind that."
"OK"
"Let us check Amazon then!"
" I don't think we'll find anything."
"Whatever."
"Maybe we should go to the mall" Liang said.
"Nah doesn't make sense."
"Okay."
"So want a dress from here?"
"No I should have a set of Robes not a dress."
"No that doesn't make sense."
"Umm yes it does."
"Like, you are a girl remember."
"NI!"
"You have to admit it."
"Shut it!"
"Let us go see if there are some dresses at the dollar store."
"Sure."
They drove to the dollar store.
"So let us, like, get this fierce chocolate."
"No need for that but if you insist."
"No dresses but there are some robes."
"We need robes not dresses stupid!"
"Noo," Yi said "To the grocery store!"
"I doubt we'll find robes there."
"SHUT UP!"
"OK gosh!"
The two men rode to the grocery store.
"Okay I need ice cream, eggs , butter, bread, and bacon" Sima Yi said.
"I thought we were here to get robes."
"Pffff nah."
Meanwhile...
"That'll be 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. 01 $" the clerk said.
Sima Yi slaps the clerk and runs away.
"That was literally , like, close.
"It sure was."
"Okay maybe the arcade will have a dress, yes?" Yi asked.
"Nah." Liang replied.
"SHUT UP!"
"Okay gosh bro."
Meanwhile...
"Hmm here are our choices, Dynasty Warriors or an argument."
"How about an argument."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes an argument."
"Keine argumente in meinem land erlaubt!"
"ALDRIG!"
"Tại sao chúng ta nói những ngôn ngữ khác nhau!"
"Nemám ponětí!"
"私は、引数がこのような状況に収まると思います"
"Beh credo Dynasty Warriors si adatterebbe questo!"
"錯了！"
"רעכט!"
"Заткнись!"
"Ei!
"Ναι!"
"piroq!"
"میمون!"
"Ég veðja að að lesa núna er annaðhvort heimskur eða klár vegna þess að þeir eru að þýða þetta!"
"Добър въпрос!"
"Éist suas a fhios agam go bhfuil mé, cosúil le, i gcónaí ceart, mar tá mé an fíochmhar Sima Yi"!
"Ben şimdi İngilizce geri dönmek gerektiğini düşünüyorum!"
"ความคิดที่ดี!"
"Anyways I feel tired maybe We can't find any dresses for you." Sima Yi said.
"We didn't even go to the mall!"
"I know but whatever I give up."
"Bah!"
Hope you enjoyed and translated chapter one ;)