Joker's Log-Arkham Asylum
I have started to put my plan into action. I love the look I get from my therapist when I tell her things like I want to apologize to so many people blah, blah, blah. It's great she actually believes that everything she is doing is working. By this rate I should be out by next week. The key is to not move to fast, or people will get supious. Although, the Bat shared an interesting theory with me last night, he seems to think I am the imposter and the imposter is me. This could be even more fun than I had originally thought.
The best part is everyone thinks I'm too crazy to act normal. So, everyone believes that the change is real and I'm rather excited that things are going so well. I expected things to move smoothly, but this is almost like a dream. I think the first place I will hit after my relapse is Wayne Enterprises. They just fixed that sign on the top of that building not to long ago and I think it needs redone. It's not colorful enough for my liking and I'm sure that stuffy Bruce Wayne wouldn't know real style if it chocked him to death. Hmm, chocking him with my straightjacket seems like fun, but alas that is for another day.
I made Harley cry today. It was hilarious. I had to think about the last time the Bat brought me in here to keep from laughing out loud. She had tears streaming down her face and she was screaming from her cell "Mr. J, Puddin, this isn't you! What have they done to you? I love you blah, blah, blah. It was great. My therapist was talking to me afterwards. She was going on and on about how if I can change than so could Harley. The entire time I was thinking to myself yeah, Harley can change into an even sadder puppy than she already is.
I'm expecting another visit from the Bat tonight. Lately he's been here every night to visit me. What a caring guy, not. It's great; he mostly just sits there and gives me all those glares I've been missing out on since I've been in here. I asked him if he was going to come visit me if I got out. He told me to count on it. Trust me I do count on it. I think I might ask him to bring his little Robin next time he comes. I haven't seen that kid in a long time. I bet he misses his Uncle Joker. I might have to spend some quality time with him after my relapse. Well it's time to go prove I'm well on my way to being rehabilitated.
The End