KoF: Comedy Saga Part 2: Iori's Deli Remastered

by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi

Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016. Second story of a four-part series. Iori opens a deli. Will he have better luck earning money in his own shoppe then he did at Kyo's? It's going to be one long day for him after he hires an odd group of workers. Rated T for language and violence.

1. Iori, Goenitz, Billy, & Yamazaki

Story: KoF: Comedy Saga Part 2: Iori's Deli Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: May 2007
Remastered: July 3rd, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Language, Violence)
Disclaimer: I do not own SNK, or Iori's new store.

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Iori, Goenitz, Billy, & Yamazaki

It was a warm evening in the streets of South Town. Just a few buildings from Geese Tower stood a man in front of a smaller building he was working to complete.

"Stupid Kyo and his damn Ice-Cream Shoppe. I'll show him who's a better business manager!" Iori grumbles as he puts the finishing touches outside of his new store chain he was going to open the next day.

After failing to receive any sufficient funds when he worked at Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe (which he destroyed a week ago), Iori decides to start his own business and make some big cash his own way.

"There. 'Iori's Deli'. Doesn't have a bad ring to it. Now all I need is a couple of chumps to work for me at minimal pay and I'll be good to go," Iori says, arms crossed as he gazes at his completed meat and cheese store.

"Workers…you say?" says a menacing voice from behind Iori.

Iori slowly turns around. He was face-to-face with three other people: Goenitz, Billy Kane, and Yamazaki. He stands glaring at the three for some time. He could see hiring Goenitz and Billy, but Yamazaki would be out of the question.

"Um…you two are hired…but you aren't," Iori says, pointing to Yamazaki.

"Oh really?" Yamazaki says with his trademark psycho-looking grin. At the speed of light, Yamazaki whips his hand out from his pocket, and smacks Iori clear in the face, sending Iori sliding down the street, where he then crashes into a fire hydrant. Yamazaki walks up to Iori and picks him up by his hair. "Am I hired now, punk?"

"I'll see you at 7:00 on the morning," Iori says, half dazed.

Yamazaki drops him onto the ground and leaves the scene with the others in satisfaction.

"Damn, I don't want that loon working in my deli! I know…maybe I'll just have him be security for a while…" Iori says, slowly getting off the ground and making his way home for the night.

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