How to Make Murtagh Crazier
My friend and I came up with this while we were sitting in the auditorium waiting for the juniors to come in and receive their rings already. We're both freshman, and we have to wait three years. It sucks. Oh well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Eragon.
It was just the average high school day. Amy and Ally were walking down to first period World Cultures. Unfortunately, thinking of World Cultures made them loose the game. (I can't tell you about unless you promise to play for the rest of your lives.)
They walked through the door and noticed that their favorite sign had been put back up. Said sign read, "Entering Portal. Beware: Things get weird." They knew not how weird things were about to get.
"Ally?" Amy said as they walked through the door.
"What?" Ally, who was getting ready to follow her friend, inquired.
"Where are we?" Amy questioned.
Ally walked through the door at that moment. It wasn't their World Cultures classroom. They were standing outside of a very large, very medieval-looking city.
"I don't know," Ally answered.
"I had no idea things could get this weird," Amy whispered, pointing at a large sign she had just noticed. It read, "Welcome to Urû'baen!" in big, neon green and powder blue letters.
"Class colors," Ally pointed out.
"Don't remind me," Amy responded. (We hate our class colors.)
"Well, should we go in?" Ally asked.
"Wait! We have to do something first," Amy said.
Ally looked at the pieces of poster board they'd been carrying when they came to Alagaësia. She looked at Amy. Amy nodded.
"Picket signs!" they both yelled at the same time.
Two hours later
It was a usual day in the palace. A servant who wasn't important enough to have a name was calmly scrubbing the courtyard. That's when it happened. Two teenage girls who looked like elves and were wearing outfits that were straight out of Madeline (We wanted to look like elves for some odd reason, and we call our school uniforms Madeline outfits) came barreling into the courtyard bearing wise adages such as: "Murtagh, you're not evil!" "May the dragon be with you!" "Resist the dark side of the dragon!" and so on and so forth.
Unfortunately for this poor random servant, he did not get out of the way of the two fangirls. He never really had a chance. Amy and Ally stampeded him.
They continued running at light speed through the castle.
"Where's Murtagh's room?" Ally asked, stopping her rampage for a second. People who had gotten out of the way just in time breathed a sigh of relief.
"Uh, Ally," Amy replied, pointing at the door down the hall that read, "Murtagh's room," in regular black letters.
"Oh," Ally responded, smacking her head. "Duh. I missed that. Shall we continue?"
"Yes, we shall," Amy answered. They then began to charge full-speed-ahead towards Murtagh's room.
Murtagh was sleeping quite soundly. After all, being Galby's evil mind tool wears a guy out. At least, he was sleeping soundly until the doors barged open. His servant was hit on the head by the door and impaled by a sign reading, "Use the dragon."
Murtagh blinked as he stared at the two dark-haired, elfish-looking girls panting in his doorway. They were wearing knee-length blue dresses with white collars. He read their signs and muttered, "Yep, I'm definitely dreaming."
Sadly, Amy and Ally would not let him continue with this delusion.
"Murtagh, snap out of it," Amy yelled, slapping him.
"You are not evil," Ally shouted, whapping Murtagh over the head with one of her signs.
"Okay, I'm not dreaming," Murtagh muttered after several minutes of this.
He looked slowly at his dead servant and asked a very wise question to Amy and Ally. It was, "Did you kill my servant?"
Ally and Amy looked at the dead servant, the bloody sign and door, and then at each other.
"No," they slowly said together.
Murtagh glanced at the servant. They followed his eyes.
"Maybe," they continued.
Murtagh groaned.
"Yeah, kinda," they answered.
"We just hit him with the door though," Ally protested.
Murtagh looked at the bloody sign in her hand.
"Well, Ally did the sign," Amy put in, pointing at Ally.
"You did the door!" she accused.
"I'm loosing it," Murtagh mumbled as he watched them argue.
"I assure you, we are quite real," Ally told him, putting out her hand and shaking his rather enthusiastically.
Amy nodded beside her.
Murtagh stared at them. Thorn stuck his head and projected, I'm loosing it with you.
"No, you two were already crazy," Ally comforted.
"I don't think that made them feel any better," Amy whispered to her friend.
"It sounded more comforting in my head," Ally admitted.
Amy shrugged.
"You're going to the throne room," Murtagh shouted.
"Why?" Ally and Amy asked at the same time.
Murtagh ignored them and shoved them out the door. They both yelled sayings from their signs as they were ushered towards the throne room.
Just review and tell me how you liked it. There actually used to be a sign on the door of my World Cultures class that says, "Entering Portal. Beware: Things get weird." P.S. Guess which one's me.