Walter Sparrow got up and said "AAAAAALLLLLL HA-RIGHTY THEN!!!" he was Jim Carrey with long hair and he didn't know that his world would come crashing down today 23 times it was november plus december the 23rd, and he looked at his clock it was 23:23 in military time "LAHOOOOOO----SER!" he howled and scratched his ear with his foot.

He kissed his wife Agatha on her forehead, he kissed her twice, then he kissed her three times, "I'm so glad you're not a crazy killer any more!" she said?

"I WAS A CRAZY KILLER?! OH NO!!!!" he said and then fell down, "I'm CURSED!" he screaming!

Jim Carrey woke up and he said "wow I am so glad that was a dream, and that the number 23 doesn't control our lives!" Walter Sparrow said, then looked over to his wife Agatha, "did I used to be a crazy killer?" he asked his wife Agatha, "suddenly, a gang of big bulging black men burst into the bedroom

"I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!
I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!
I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!" screamed the leader of the black men, who was 23 years old and named Toothree.

"No!" screamed Jack Sparrow in the top of his lungs, "Don't rape my wife or me!" then the black men raped his wife 23 times, they raped her so hard that she had a head explosion and died. "NOOOOOO!!!!" it was on that day that Walter Sparrow vowed he would once again become a crazy killer and revenge himself on the one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one that had ruined his life

in the process he would discover and unravel a mystery that had enshrouded the whole world in the illuminati shroud, and decode the code that was hiding all the truths of this universe and paralell universes controlled by the Reptilians from Lemuria

"I am no longer Walter Sparrow" said Jim Carrey as he applied his The Crow face-paint to his handsome chiseled face, I am a crazy killer superhero named Fingerling!" and he laughed a crazy laugh!

He knew just how to find the black guys who did this to him, they would be his first victims...

He grabbed the phone book and turned to page 23, then counted down 23 names

"So, Marsha Wallace," Fingerling chortled, "I hope you like being dead, because that's what you're going to be!" and he laughed!
Fingerling called her up and it was very suspenseful as he listened to the phone call ringing, "Don't you know what time it is," the woman answered, "My name is Hiddon C. Krets. TELL ME ABOUT 23!!!!!" Fingerling screaming into the phone, he was doing detective work like in a good suspense thriller or even Noir, like in Sin City, that's what he was doing---he was like Marv in Sin City and his wife was a dead whore.

"23?" answered the woman with a haughty laugh, "You are a punk! You are a punk and are looking for my no-goodnick gangster son, going by the name of Toothree! That boy is a menace!"

"THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION MA'AM" Fingerling said with a bloody sneer, "now I'm going to behead your son and bring you his head so you can look at his head that I have in my hand, holding it by the hair, his eyes will look at you and his mouth will move but he will not be alive because he is beheaded! This isn't Bones starring Snoop Dogg, this is the real world and I am Fingerlicking the horrible punishing superhero!"

"NO! NO! DON'T HURT MY BOY!" she screamed but he was already cackling and riding his death-mobile over to Wharf 23, where her son was entertaining his gang by selling 23 stolen Playstation 3s on Ebay"

Fingerling's talon grip grappled the steering as he screamed his way down to the Wharf. "Two plus one plus ten plus five plus five is 23," he mused "R2D2 has the number 2 in his name, twice, 2. C-3PO has the number 3 in his name, and three letters. 2, 3, 23. George Lucas was 23 when he first thought up STAR WARS, on the 23rd anniversary of STAR WARS' release I lost my virginity to a 23 year old girl, I was 24, 24 minus 1 is 23!"

he pulled into the driveway with a screech, now it was totally noir like Sin City, and he was no longer Walter Sparrow, he was the avenger, Fingering!!!!

"NOW YOU HAVE MET YOUR DOOM, CRIMINALS!!!!" he screamed, "I AM ACTUALLY A CRAZY SERIAL KILLER BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT!!!"

"Oh no!" yelled Toothree, because he thought The Crow was coming to kill him because Fingerling was dressed like The Crow and he said "Kill his bird and it'll make him mortal!" but it was too(three) late, Fingerling has already slit his throat and the black's black blood went gushing out of his neck and all over his playstation 3s,

"Shit!" one of the othe rblack guys said, "Now we'll never be able to sell them on Ebay!"
"You have bigger problems than that!" Screamed Fingerling, "LAAAAA-HOOOOOO-SER!!!" and he cut a gigantic L into the black dude's forehead with his switchblade knife, cutting into the skull and letting the brains ooze out. "I got 23 problems, but a bitch ain't one!" cackled Jim Carrey, "RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT!" he yelled as he thrust his fist into the heart of another black dude and ripped out his guts and intestines and wound them up along his arm, "WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG" and he hooked the intestines around the black guy's neck

"BLACK" and he grabbed the gun out of the crotch pocket of the negro's pants

"DUDE?!" and then weilding his gun like a natural colored, he blasted a smoking hole right between the spook's yellow eyes

the rest of the black guys ran away after they saw this

it was Fingerling's first night of vengeance, but not his last... he knew someone besides these nocturnal blighters was responsible for his misery, and not someone as easily scared as these, these people whom he scared as easily as raccoons... there was someone huge behind this whole thing, behind everything

he would find out

who it was

and what was the secret behind the number 23...?