Hello! If you've read my story "The Stolls Antics" I'm still alive . . . just lacking inspiration. I imagine that this happened on the ship at a point that RR didn't mention . . . before ithappened.

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or the Avengers or the quotes I stole from the movie. Believe me, if I did, Percabeth wouldn't be in this state, Avengers would have a second movie coming out tomorrow, and there would be bowls of cabbage soup with IQs of 1000 and pies taking over the world in every chapter/scene. That's right, Loki/Gaea/Kronos/Luke/any other villain I forgot to mention would be a pie and their armies would be very smart bowls of cabbage soup. Be grateful I haven't won the court battle yet.

The seven were just sitting on the deck of the Argo 2. Coach Hedge was steering. They were all just relaxing when Leo said

"Guys, I can't decide. Frank is the Hulk, Jason's Thor, Annabeth's the Black Widow, Percy's Captain America, I'm Tony Stark, but who are Piper and Hazel? Now that I'm saying this out loud, is Frank Hawkeye? Because he's an archer? This is so confusing! Why can't we all just fit perfectly with one superhero?"

The other seven stared at him. Leo was lost in his own world. But then Percy spoke up.

"I'm definitely Captain America. Jason fits Thor and … you're kind of Tony Stark, if you squint. But I think Annabeth's more like Fury, the leader, the one who brings everyone together. Frank's Hawkeye, Piper's the Black Widow, and Hazel's the Hulk."

"Kind of Tony Stark? KIND OF? I am so Tony Stark, Jackson, more than you know. You're probably saying, 'Oh, you're just a big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?' Here's what I am. A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. That's it Jackson, and you know it!"

Everyone was staring at Leo again. After a while, Piper spoke up.

"I think Percy got the descriptions nailed down. But I just realized … Gaea would be Loki."

Everyone pondered that. Then Frank said

"Piper … I really did not need that image in my head."

"Sorry, but I had to mention that!"

"Percy, I find it adorable that you think I would be a good Fury. A leader. But I do have two eyes, you know," Annabeth said.

"I know, but you can be a Fury with two eyes! Anyways, the only person we know with one eye is Ethan Nakumura. And he's dead. And evil."

Everyone seemed to have calmed down. Then Hazel spoke up.

"What are the Avengers? And who's the Hulk?"

Leo smiled, and said "A demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend, a man with breath-taking anger management issues, and a couple of master assassins."

"That really doesn't help at all, Leo"