/Have you ever had that feeling, when you forget to take your medicine in the morning and then you're having seizures all day? … Well it's not that I know anything about it. Anyway, Santa, please bring me VR goggles next year you prick. I need that hentai shit./

Tracer was just walking along the street during Christmas, when suddenly, she noticed two suspicious men talking in the backstreet. She hid behind the wall and started eavesdropping.

"Are the preparations complete?" one of them asked, "The emperor cannot wait forever."

"Everything is set up according to plan." The other one said, "In two days, the transmitter will transfer Christmas onto the mothership, and the humanity will be stripped of the only joyous day in their lives."

Then they walked away, laughing.

"Oh noes!" Tracer thought, "Evil aliens pretending to be human males want to steal Christmas from us!"

Tracer knew nobody would believe her, so she had to do this alone. She hid inside the trunk of their car and travelled with them far away from the city. When they stopped, she sneaked out and saw a big facility in the mountains.

She sneaked inside by murdering everyone on her way by strangling them with her asscheeks. Tracer was skilled in unarmed combat, so when one of the guards noticed her he yelled "bitch u ded" but she said "no" and kicked him in the ballz and he said "ouch" and that was his end.

Tracer entered the facility and saw a big, empty space. There was so much space you could fit an entire galaxy inside. Much like in Dva's asshole, that slut takes forty black ones up the S on daily basis.

But back to Tracer, she thought "Hey why am I here again" and then she saw a dozen of men standing in the middle of the room and she said "Oh shit that's right" and she approached them and engaged them into discussion.

"Who are you woman and why are your pants unzipped?" one of them asked.

"My name is Tracer, better known as Lena Oxton." She replied, "And my pants are unzipped to make it easier for you guys to gangbang me, as it is one hundred percent certain that it will happen and I just wanted to make it a bit easier for you."

"Wat."

"Nigga hold on." Another guy said, "That girl is responsible for multiple rapes on children, especially young white boys from rich families! I saw her on the news around May this year! She's also a confirmed racist and KKK member!"

"Holy shit, we've gotta call the cops!"

"No goddammit!" Tracer said, "That is in the past! Also, it is YOU who are the bad guys here. I overheard two of you, you said that you want to steal Christmas! I won't let you, you filthy aliens!"

"Bitch you crazy." Some black guy said but was immediately shot in the head by Tracer.

"Oopsies, my old habits came back." Tracer said and scratched her anus with her right toe, "Anyway, prepare to meet your makers!"

"WAIT!" one of those guys stopped her, "We're actually the official pretend-to-be-an-alien club. We pretend to be aliens."

"Oh okay, silly me." Tracer put away her guns, "I've just wasted five hours of my Christmas, great."

"Well we were planning on having a party together out in the woods together." Some Asian dude said, "Maybe you'd like to come with us? Even if you wanted to return to the city, it's a four hours way from here, Christmas would end by then."

"What attractions have you prepared?" Tracer asked.

"Playing with Playdoh, watching Minecraft let's plays and listening to the most beautiful Disney songs."

"Hmmm…" Tracer thought, "How about we play with my clit, watch blacked dot com and have intercourse while listening to Eurobeat?"

"That sounds fair enough."

So they went to the woods, twelve of those men and Tracer, and they did all that. They ended it all by attempting to beat the world record of the most dicks in one anus, but they forgot that there were twelve dicks and Dva had forty. So one of them¸ the Asian dude, used Shadow Clone Jutsu and made FIFTY clones and Tracer's ass was so wide you could fly an airplane inside it. They recorded it and they got bajillion dollars for beating the world record and Dva killed herself.

Tracer thanked them for the good fun and went back home, on foot, through the woods, even though she didn't know the way but whatever. But then suddenly a herd of reindeers flew above her and some fat dood grabbed her by the pussy and threw her inside his sleigh.

"What the- SANTA?!" Tracer exclaimed.

"That's right BITCH, the one and only!" he said, "We meet again, and this time, I need your help!"

"Of course! I will help you gladly!"

"One of my reindeers took a shit on one of the presents, that son of a bitch, and I don't have the time to get back and make a new one."

"So?"

"So I've been searching for a nice present and I finally found it."

"That's great, so what do you want me to do then?"

"Bitch YOU are that present!"

"nigga wat"

"You're a perfect present for anyone."

"Bitch you were flying around the planet searching for a present while you could just get back and make a new one, or literally grab anything and say it's a present, but you had to abduct me, m I rite?"

"That's true."

"None of your reindeers actually took a shit on any of your presents, you wanted to grab me from the start."

"Smart girl."

"Where we going?"

"Next stop: the middle of a fucking poor-ass African village full of black people with really thicc shlongs."

And then Santa dropped Tracer from the sleigh and looked down to watch her fall to her death but he didn't watch the road (or sky whatever) and crashed into a plane and he exploded.

Tracer fell into a puddle of dirty water. She got up and took a look around. Everywhere she looked, there were black people, her most feared kind of people. She hated black, because they weren't white.

"Are you okay?" some black man asked.

"Get your BLACK hands away from me you NIGGER! WAAAAAHHH!" She screamed in fear, even though nobody was touching her.

"We can help you-"

"WAAAAAGHHH!" Tracer screamed, "Don't come near be you BLACKS!"

Tracer could take on a black guy or two, but there were hundreds, hundreds, millions, billions of them. It was like the entire Africa gathered at the spot she landed.

Finally Tracer calmed down after being told that there were no black people around, and everything she saw was just her imagination.

She was taken into a hut (probably made of dried shit and hay), and taken care of. She was being fed with bananas and coconuts.

"How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?" she asked.

"Oh, that's right, I'll call some strong man who can open that for you." A black girl who was feeding her said.

"Oh noo, please don't." Tracer said, "Black women are fine I guess, but black guys are the worst. Don't call anybody."

"Uhh, okay lol, then how are you going to open that coconut?"

"I just remembered a trick from the past, just watch."

And then she pulled out her tounge which started twisting sonic-fast and she made a hole inside of the coconut.

"Holy shit, that's so cool!" the black woman said.

"I know right? I used it many times to…" but then Tracer stopped, when she remembered that not everyone should hear about her adventures with adolescent boys and her special ass-drilling massage she offered them in exchange for sandwiches. "… let's just say it has some uses."

"Well drink now, you're probably super thirsty."

And then Tracer drank the coconut milk.

"How is it? You like it?"

"…" Tracer thought, "So what, now I'm supposed to drink a lot of coconut milk because the story's description would suggest that?"

"That… was the initial plan, yeah."

"Fuck that, I've got an even better idea."

Tracer walked out of the hut and shouted:

"HEY YOU BLACKS!"

The black people looked at her.

"Even though I despise you all, on this beautiful Christmas night, I should be nice to you all!"

The black people smiled.

"And that's why we're gonna have a GANGBANG!"

The black people stopped smiling.

"Don't you think that's disrespectful?" one of them asked, "I mean, it's not like all black people would fuck just anyone."

"Whoever cums the most in my ass gets a FREE WATERMELON HOLY SHIT!"

Then all of the black people jumped on her and penetrated her butthole. Then they all came inside her at once and she was full of semen. Literally just so much semen that it sank into the ground and made Africa fertile, no more deserts or badlands.

And that's how Tracer ended world hunger by having a massive gangbang.

THE END

Much thought process went into writing this story. Life of an artist is a toughie. Merry Christmas everyone, and I wish you that you will find a girl/boy who will love you the way you are and will gladly take a shit on your chest/face/whatever. Or actually no, scat is gross. Fisting is cool though. I wish you a lot of fisting, done to your anus on the year of 2018. Kream out!