Snape: Wookie, are you trying to seduce me?
Wokkie:ARTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
Snape:Oh you hairy ,hairy, bad boy with your seductive words.
Wookie:ARTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
Snape begins to strip tease with a lustful look in his eyes.
After many hours of rough bondage sex in positions inhumanly possible...
Wookie:ARTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
Snape:What?I thought we had something special!
Wookie:ARTTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
Snape:What do you mean you have 32 children and 17 wives?
Wookie:ARTHTTHTHTHTHTHTHHTHTHTHTH
Snape:So you were just using me, you sexy bastard!
Wookie:ARTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
Snape:No, No, I'll leave.He hangs his head and begins to cry.
Wookie:ARTTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT
Snape:What do you mean it will be alright?It will never be alright!
Wookie:ARTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHHTHHTHTHTHTHTHTHTTTHTHTTHTHTHHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHHTH
Snape:Goodbye to you too!
Snape storms out of the hotel room not to be seen until years later when he's charged with unpayed child support,arsen,murder of Fred Flinstone,and DUI.
Random Person:How the hell does Snape understand him?And what happens next?
Producer(ME):Just because you asked I'm not going to tell you now.MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Random Person:Bastard.
Producer:What was that?
Random Person:Oh nothing.