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T for language.

Channy, haven't decided between Seddie or Cam yet.

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Sonny

"That was… so much easier to say than I thought it would be." I said with relief and we went back into the studio of Gotcha with Gilroy Smith. I collapsed into my chair, as if a giant weight was released and I was above gravity. Tawni looked at me with eagerness in her eyes and muttered in my ear, "After the show. Tell me everything."

"Kay," I said almost incohenrently and Gilroy began turning red. He was curious, pissed, and obviously upset he hadn't hit a gossip goldmine. He put on the corky TV smile and turned to the cameras, "Well that's all the time we have, tune in next time to Gotcha with Gilroy Smith." The moment the cameras were off, he scowled at Tawni with so much hatred I didn't even know what she did. But I had that feeling it was something for me. We all got up and Chad smiled at me, said goodbye and nodded at Tawni. He then went with his manager back to Makenzie Falls and Tawni and I hopped in her car, where the grilling began.

"Okay, dish. Start from the beginning. Wait- is he your boyfriend now? What did you say? What did he say? What happened!? Well, answer me, come on Sonny!!" I opened my mouth to speak, but words were slightly less than willing to come out, I was still in shock.

"He likes me." I smiled and turned on the radio and Tawni sat the rest of the ride in a knowing silence.

"Why are you so cocky?"

"Well… I knew Chad liked you before you did. I saved you from being publicly humiliated, and I showed America my talent for making pencils rubber! You should have seen it Sonny, they loved it." "Wait, what?? What was that first part again?" She knew!? And she didn't tell me!? And what was that part about public humiliation? Tawni just looked at me and we entered the prop house with me in utter confusion.

"Holy sh…crap." I said as about 20 reporters came attacking me like I was that lady in the telephone booth in that movie Birds.

"Miss Monroe!!" I heard my name about 8 times along with many questions. Tawni gladly entered the room, obviously thinking they were there about her rubber pencil act. Airhead. I ran out and cut through the food court into Makenzie Falls to shake them off my tail. Amazingly it worked and I whipped out my phone while hiding in wardrobe. Skimming through my contacts, I clicked Chad and sent him, "Meet me in makenzie falls wardrobe, hurry." I slid down a wall to a sitting position and grabbed my book. Harry Potter was my favorite and Ron and Hermionie kind of reminded me of Chad and I. Too damn stubborn to admit they liked each other, got into a fights a lot. Chad is just as cocky as Ron. Lavender Brown is defiantly Portlyn, no question. And I was Hermionie, of course my favorite character in the book. I couldn't concentrate and shoved the book in my bag. I just sat there and thought. I was rather good at this. My thoughts were interrupted when Chad busted in through the door, slamming it behind him.

"The paparazzi after you, too?"

"They're like frikin ants, they just keep coming!" He tossed me a copy of every magazine known to man." Apparently, were a pretty big deal." We were on the front cover of almost every one, the same picture of us when we first met, his hands in mine." My eyes widened, "If this was before we started dating, , what's going to happen now!?" Chad plopped by me.

"We date." I sighed, "Okay, but they're going to want answers. Interviews. Pictures. What will our cast members think? Portlyn?" Chad looked at me with a $10,000 smile.

"Damn, Sonny, you're giving me more questions than the press!" I smiled cause only he could make me smile at a time like this.

"Alright, let's go." He stood up and gave me his hand. I smiled and took it, grabbed my bag, and took a big breath, tightened my grip on his hand, and opened the door.

(A/N: What were you expecting a cliff hanger? I wouldn't do that to you guys! Continuing,) We approached the first reporter, like that, a frikin line appeared and each listened curiously and we looked at him, waiting.

"Sonny, Chad, are you two officially dating now?" Chad looked at me to answer.

"Yes, we are. Next?" The reporter hastily scribbled my exact words and a woman from the enquirer bumped him from the front.

"When was this decided?" Chad answered this one, "Backstage on Gotcha with Gilroy Smith. Next?" A woman from US weekly asked next.

"Sonny, in one word, how do you feel about Chad?" Of course, I knew a question like this would come up, but I hoped it would be directed at Chad. I bit my lip, considering possible answers. A half smile appeared on my mouth.

"Strongly. Next?" Question flew for the next 3 hours and we posed for many pictures. Finally, we escaped the crowds and went to the cafeteria.

The questions did not stop with the reporters when we entered, automatically our casts swarmed on us. Overlapping words were muffling my ears, but I caught a few.

"He's the enemy!"

"She's too… Sonny!!"

"I think it's good that you're happy. Everyone stopped when this was spoken. Tawni stepped over to my other side and took my other hand. Nico and Grady gaped at her betrayal and stomped back to their table. Zora glanced at me, but then at Chad. She uttered, "Sorry," under her breath and walked back to our- I mean, their table. Chad gave me a reassuring squeeze of the hand and no one from Makenzie Falls stuck around. Portlynn looked pissed and everyone else disappointed. The 3 of us grabbed some food (Chad got Tawni and I great food which got s very excited) and took a table, all eyes on us. Hatred mostly, but from the other shows, actual grins of approval. Tawni got a call from Marshall and left with a reassuring grin and a hug to me and yet another nod to Chad. I looked uncomfortably at Chad as eyes from my cast burned in my back, I could feel it. "Can we leave?" I asked. Chad noticed how serious I was and nodded. We went back to his dressing room and he went over to his message machine. Chad's eyes widened.

"12 messages already? I was gone for a half hour!"

"Check them." I awaited what they'd say, most likely they were about us.

Beep. Hello, Chad Dylan Cooper, I'm a representative of Oprah and we'd like you to be on our talk show. Call us at- Chad pushed the skip button.

Beep. Hello Chad Dylan Cooper, I'm from Barbra Walters and would like you and Sonny Monroe-

Beep. Hello this is Jerry Springer I looked at the machine disbelievingly and Chad chuckled.

Beep. Hello, this is Ellen-

Beep. Hi this is the editor of Entertainment Weekly. We would like a personal interview with you and Ms. Monr-

Beep. Chad turned off the Machine completely.

"Damn," I said. "They're making this a really big deal," he said, clearly overwhelmed.

"I realize it's kind of risky going out in public, but do you want to go see a movie tonight?" I smiled how he just really asked me out on a date in the middle of all of this.

"Absolutely," I grinned again. We decided on the blind side and turned on the TV in the meantime. All the News was talking about us. Chad and I laughed along at the ridiculous things that were being said. "Looks like Chad Dylan Cooper isn't gay amazingly." Said Joel Mchale. I burst out laughing while Chad wasn't too thrilled. Chad went to change the channel.

"No, no don't!" I grabbed the remote and turned it up.

"Cocky Dylan Cooper and Way-to-peppy-it-makes-us-all-sick Monroe are officially dating. Like none of us saw that coming." I scowled. Chad smothered a laugh with a very fake cough.

"Word is that their casts aren't too happy. What exactly will happen to the shows? Well- I don't really give a shit." We left the studio and saw the blind side in disguises. A couple autographs here and there, but overall it was fun. We went to dinner and this was how it went for most of the weekend.

A couple days later, Chad and I spent the weekend with each other and hung out with Tawni a bit. Other than that- we didn't even go around our casts. But, sadly, those days were over when Monday morning arrived. Tawni reassured me she'd have my back during shooting, but that didn't calm my nerves. I arrived at the set of our new sketch about a fortune teller who used a pickle to decide when one was going to die. It was rather funny, but was the last thing on my mind. I was greeted with open arms. Hah! No. I was greeted with many evil eyes from my cast. Marshall looked… sad?

"Sonny, Tawni, can you step in my office?" We glanced at each other and walked in.

"Yeah, Marshall?" I asked.

"Sonny, Tawni, you are being promoted." He said rather gloomily.

"What do you mean promoted?" Tawni asked suspiciously.

"You girls and Chad Dylan Cooper are going to star with the cast of that webshow, iCarly in a new show." Tawni looked thrilled. I had mixed emotions.

"Why?" Marshal sighed. "The recent drama with the casts are creating issues with their performances."

"Why are you upset!?" Tawni asked, excited. "We're being promoted!" Marshal looked at her, sadly.

"Without you two, So Random will go belly up."

"Oh…" she said. "This is all my fault." I said. Marshall put an encouraging hand on my shoulder.

"Yes. Yes it is." He looked angry all of a sudden. I scowled.

"Come on, Tawni. Let's go make some real money." We headed over to the dressing room and found out that Carly, Sam, and Freddie would be coming to LA the next day. We met up with Chad at Makenzie Falls and headed over to Mr. Condour's office for details.

Next chapter will the iCarly side. Review: Cam or Seddie, or just friends no relationships. You decide. I know it's kind of serious now, but the comedy side will come out once all the drama's over with.