A/N: The first two chapters (prologues) seem daft and funny, but I assure you, the rest of the story gets serious. Prologue just warming up to part of the love tetradecagon.
I, Ron Weasley, am NOT a stalker. Stalkers are creepy, murderous, and only stalk one person at a time. I FOLLOW. I am not seeking harm on the people I watch, nor do I only follow one person. I follow Draco, Ginny, Hermione, and Neville. And I have good reason to follow them too!
Draco, who wouldn't follow Draco? Who wouldn't follow the tough guy, with his pale face and pointy nose, silky white hair, perfect body, and heavenly voice? I mean, bloody Hell I see him and feel as though someone just gave me polyjuice potion, amortentia, AND asphodel at the same time! No I do not know what asphodel feels like, I am just guessing. No that is not an unpleasant feeling it is a good feeling! Well, a funny feeling… Bloody Hell, I'm hopelessly in love aren't I?
Anyways, reasons to follow Ginny are simple, she is my sister, and I am scared she might be a little frivolous, so I need to keep an eye on her. Just the other day, at Hogsmeade, she met a boy visiting from Durmstrang and within five minutes was moaning in a broom closet!
As for Neville and Hermione, here, let me show you.
Ron put his wand to his head, and after extracting a silver fluid-like strand, placed it in the pensieve-
Oh, don't ask where I got a pensieve! Just get in!
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Okay, see we are outside this empty classroom on the fourth floor. This was three days ago, by the way. Look! There is the slime ball Neville going into the room with Hermione. Okay there I am. I stole Harry's Invisibility Cloak. Do not look at me like that! He won't know even know it is gone! He is gone with Dumbledore on a mission of some sorts… Anyway, moving on… Bloody Hell my nose isn't THAT big is it? The pensieve must elongate things… Sorry, like I was saying, now where did I go? Oh yeah I put the cloak on and am trying to enter the room. Trying being the operative word…
"Colloportus" Hermione says through the door.
"Bloody Hell!" Ron says, taking the cloak off and putting his ear to the door.
"Hermione," Neville's voice says, "why did you lock the door?"
"I do not know. I just felt as though we were being followed. Anyways, you said you wanted to talk to me privately about something?
"Yes…" Neville stammers, "Well… We have been friends for four years right?"
"Well we have been good friends since second year, so that's about right. Why do you ask?"
Ron, who is still outside the door, is whispering to himself. "How romantic! He is going to confess his love to her!"
"Well," Neville continues, "I kind of have strong feelings for someone and need to let someone else know them before I explode.
Ron continues his rant "How touching is this. Bloody Hell, and to think I am semi-witnessing this moment where two wallflowers bloom into beautiful roses in a garden of love!
What? It was a spur of the moment thought! Blimey. Jump down a boy's throat for being a little romantic. The point is, you need to keep listening!
"Just tell me, Neville, what's the worst that could happen? I promise I won't tell a soul!"
"Here it goes then. I-I l-like… Well I-I sort of like-"
Ron is still blubbering about romance he hears the last name of the crushee
"-Weasley."
Ron backs up in pure horror. "What! How stupid could I be! I was too busy internally narrating that I did not hear the first name‼! Wait! OF COURSE IT IS GINNY WHO WELSE WOULD IT BE! I ONLY HAVE ONE SISTER! Shit I need to be quiet." He quiets down to a whisper and puts his ear back to the door. "I need to listen more."
Hermione giggles. "Well well, what a coincidence. I like a Weasley as well."
Neville gasps "You don't mean-"
"Yes. Oh come on! It is hard not to fall in love with someone you see on a daily basis!"
"That must be me!" Ron whimpers this statement. "What other Weasley does she see on a daily basis! Why cannot Fred and George still be in school so I can pretend she is talking about them!"
"I know what you mean." Neville says, sympathetically. "Smelling their scent, seeing their face, those freckles, that red hair, and that body. Don't get me started on that body."
"That's my sister he's talking about!" Ron whines to himself.
"Oh I agree. Those Weasley's DO have nice bodies. It must be the Quidditch."
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So now you know why I follow. I have no choice; first, I need to make sure Draco is okay. I care about him, so need to know where he is all the time, what he is doing, what scum he is talking to, and more importantly, what he thinks of me. As for Ginny, she has become too promiscuous in her teenage years and I need to make sure her decisions don't put her in danger, I mean, bloody Hell, what would I do if she is raped or gets pregnant? Furthermore, I need to find out why she acts the way she does. And I need to follow Neville so I know he doesn't try and take advantage of Ginny and try to use her as his own ginger sex toy. As for Hermione, well I need to make sure she is not making moves on me! You are probably wondering why I followed Neville and Hermione in the first place, but that is not the point; the point is my investigation skills proved that I have reason to follow them.