Author's Note: This is going off the theory that Mavis is Larcade's mother, and all the ages are a bit different. Natsu and Lucy are in their late teens, and Mavis and Zeref are in their early thirties.
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the one-story flat,
not a creature was stirring, not even a the strange blue cat.
The stockings were - somehow - burnt by the chimney,
while a little blonde boy ran past so nimbly.
The young Larcade Dragneel was running through the hallway, where his mother, Mavis and father, Zeref lived, and it was Christmas Eve. One of their dear friends had given them a grandfather clock, and it rang every time the arm hits twelve.
It was kind of annoying now.
But that's not why Larcade couldn't sleep.
Larcade's favorite uncle - though it's his only uncle, Natsu was at their house. He was currently sleeping on the couch, and a strange blue cat was huddled up to him, as Uncle Natsu was subconsciously petting the blue cat. As far as Larcade knew, Uncle Natsu was energetic, and still is! He heard all the amazing stories about dragons, Uncle Natsu even brought home a book about dragons.
Larcade took a liking to the Acnologia dragon. It was blue and black, and super mega awesome!
Uncle Natsu was snoring loudly in his sleep. Larcade deeply admired Uncle Natsu, and if he was going to show his wish list to somebody, Larcade was going to show it to Uncle Natsu. Larcade's top wish had to do something with Uncle Natsu.
And he bet his toy Acnologia that Uncle Natsu was going to do it. Especially for him. Recently, at a college reunion - Larcade and the families of the college families were invited as well - Uncle Natsu was happy when a certain somebody was there.
The reunion was for Zeref and Mavis' class, and they took formal to the next level, baby boy's had to wear ties, and baby girl's had to wear some formal dress. For in their thirties, they looked sophisticated, thought Larcade. Being just a five year old math prodigy, he was naturally forced into an attire by his mother, Mavis.
The setting was a huge ballroom and everything was lit up in candles, and there were at least seven hundred candles in the room. The food was exquisite, and was imported from all over the world, chinese, japanese, american, galore.
Since the families of the college graduates were invited, Uncle Natsu came his way trudging. It was clear to almost everybody that Uncle Natsu found this reunion boring, and decided to mope around the food table.
Larcade followed Uncle Natsu to the food tables, because since they were both bored, they could make some conversation. With his little feet, Larcade walked across the ballroom. Not many people stared at how Larcade walked with smugness, they were too busy wrapped up in their own world.
"Hey, Uncle Natsu-" Larcade started. But Natsu seemed to be wrapped up in something else…
There was a blonde woman, who was adding more food to the table, while wearing a waitress uniform. She professionally held all the plates on her arm and in her hand. Whenever a plate wobbled, her brown eyes widened.
Natsu, with his bored aura suddenly changed. In five seconds flat, there were rainbows and unicorns, and flowers around Natsu. And the pink haired idiot was smiling brightly, and one of the flowers were dancing. It was happy happy land in Natsu's eyes.
"Oh, hey, Natsu!" The blonde waved, as she set down all the trays on the table. "Never thought I'd see you here!" The waitress moved around the plates. "Are you part of the reunion? Oh right! You have a brother in college."
Natsu nodded. "Y-Yeah…" A unicorn just pooped out a rainbow. "What are you doing here, Lucy?"
Larcade could almost facepalm at Natsu's stupidity. The 'Lucy' woman was wearing a waitress uniform. Obviously she works here! At this time, Larcade could swear he heard his father say, 'I think I dropped him one too many times.'
"Well, I'm working here!" Lucy smiled, then she turned to the side, and met eyes with Larcade. "Oh My Mavis!" Why did she say my mother's name? Larcade couldn't help but wonder. "And who are you? You're so cute!"
Natsu straightened up. "That's my nephew, Larcade!"
Lucy cooed at Larcade, and crouched down to meet him, leaving Natsu a good look underneath her skirt, and getting major fantasies and nosebleeds. "Your uncle Natsu and I are high school best friends!"
Larcade looked up at Lucy. "Really?" And that's where he got his goal. Lucy is a blonde, his mother Mavis is a blonde, Larcade is a blonde, they would make the perfect family… So if Natsu were to marry Lucy, then they could form the ultimate family!
The young five year old snapped back to reality, and looked down at his list, he wished to have the best family ever, and Larcade admired Lucy very very very much. Larcade giggled, Lucy can be Natsu's wife!
Natsu is almost lonely when he comes to Larcade, Zeref, and Mavis' flat. The only living thing he brings is Happy, the blue cat. So if Larcade could get natsu to marry Lucy, then he'd be the happiest nephew in the world.
Larcade looked at his list:
1. Have Uncle Natsu marry Lucy.
2. More dragon toys.
It was ingenious. Larcade giggled and went over to Natsu's side on the couch. He peered over at Natsu, and grabbed his sides, to shake him awake. Snow slowly fell outside, covering the windows, so nobody could see Larcade shaking Natsu violently.
"GAHFOEINVINMSOMAP OH HELL!" Natsu screamed as Larcade shook him with ease. "I'm awake, Larcade!" Natsu put an hand on Larcade's shoulder, though a bit dizzy and ended up smacking his face lightly instead.
"Oh, good." Larcade stopped shaking Natsu. "Can you grant my Christmas wish?" He asked after that, then shoved a Christmas wish list in Natsu's sleepy face. "Only grant the first one, please! I don't want you to stress yourself over something else."
Natsu yawned. "Well? What's the first one?" He asked as he opened the list.
"Please marry Lucy."
Silence stilled between the both of them. Larcade's adorable little kid face, and Natsu's look of utter surprise with the sudden question. Larcade's reason was little kid logic after all, but it still didn't stop Natsu from yelling out:
"EH?!"