Once upon a time, Spongebob visited the doctor.
"Is there anything wrong with me?", asked Spongebob in a worried voice.
The doctor was a green fish. He stood there, looking into Spongebob's eyes, reluctant to speak.
"You have..."
Spongebob panicked.
"WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? TEEELLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE."
The doctor, not being able to look into Spongebob's eyes any longer, turned away from Spongebob and sighed from grief.
With face down and eyes shut, he continued his sentence...
"AIDS."