Hey guys, Airin here. Wrote this once before, and it got deleted. I was amess after that, and I didn't come on much, but I'm on a lot more now, and I decided I would republish. PLease excuse any spelling errors, because my computer hates me and decides that when I spell things wrong it won't tell me. I should probably get someone to edit it, aha. Anyway, I guess I should explain; you ask questions, and things like that, for the Cullens+some of the Wolf Pack to answer(:
Yes, this is in chat form, and yes, that is against the rules, but I honestly could care less(;
Me; Okay, er, I have no idea how to begin this.
Edward; How's about you say hello and let us go?
Emmett; Oh my goodness, that rhymed!
Rosalie; ...You're pathetic.
Emmett; But you love me *puppy dog eyes*
Rosalie; Believe what you want.
Carlisle; Stop your arguing. We need to find a way to get out of here without the girl knowing.
Me; Ya know I can hear you, right?
Jasper; Oh shut it, blondie. You wouldn't be able to hear us if we shouted it over a loud-speaker.
Me; At least I'm no 'Dr. Mood' *sticks out tongue*
Jasper; Now that, girlfriend, is just too far.
Alice; Oh calm your tits. It's true.
Jasper; *bursts into tears* You're all so rude!
Rosalie; ...Just be happy she didn't power-wash your car with M&M's and pour pudding in your hair.
Carlisle; Or stab you with a fork.
Edward; Or pour glitter on you.
Alice; Or blindfold you and dance around in front of you, asking if you could see her, while taking off her clothes.
Bella; Or bite your hand, repeatedly, saying that you had nice blood.
Me; ...Everyone shut up, the cops could be listening! Gah! I could get arrested for kidnapping!
Esme; I doubt cops would believe you kidnapped a bunch of fairies who are disguised as sparkling vampires.
Me; I'm sorry, but that's kind of funny.
Esme; *shrugs* It's true, though.
Carlisle; Are you saying you're ungrateful?
Esme; Yes, I am, mister lead fairy.
Carlie; *bursts into tears* I thought we had something! *runs away, crying*
Me; Uhm...yeah...I think we should just end it here...Before we end up killing each other...Which would be fun to watch...But...bye!
Okay, so it will obviously get better as I go along, and you guys start participating, but at the moment, I'm a little rusty, so bear with me?