Me and My Cheeseburger.
Sakura's POV.
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As the cheese burger melted in my mouth, I gave a heavenly moan and took another bite. Naruto and I were sitting in a booth, wolfing down lunch.
"You know what would go so well with this?" I asked Naruto as I slurped eagerly on my straw. "Steak!"
Naruto looked nervously at me and put his own burger down carefully. I eyed it greedily.
"Aren't you going to finish that?" I wiped my mouth on the back of my hand and made a grab for his just as Sasuke joined us, sulking as usual. "Why the long face? Were they out of Happy Meals?"
"I don't want to talk about it," he grunted. "Let's just get out of here, alright?"
"Wha?" I swallowed the minced up mixture of onion, pickle, cheese, tomato sauce, beef and bun. "Where do you wanna go?"
I slapped Naruto hand away from his burger and ate it in three bites. Sasuke stared at me in disgust but made no effort to scold me, meanwhile Naruto had buried his face in his hands. I vigorously chewed and gulped it down.
"You're embarrassing me, Sakura-chan," mumbled Naruto, peeking at me through his fingers. I scoffed at him and stuffed half the box of fries in my mouth before finishing my diet coke.
"I could really use some steak right now," I gargled. "I want me some cow."
"You're pregnant, aren't you?" Sasuke's voice was smooth and slightly smug. I stopped digging through the brown paper bag for serviettes and turned to stare at him, mouth slightly gaped open. Naruto turned his head away to avoid having to look too closing at the half chewed food in my mouth. I must have looked like a complete slob being surrounded by so many cups of coke and french fry containers, whilst wearing my Sunday jogging clothes.
"Hey!" I snarled, clenching the empty coke cup threateningly. "I didn't have any breakfast or dinner last night because someone had invited me out for an eleven hour X-Men marathon."
"Yeah, but you ate my bucket of popcorn and Kiba's...and Ino's," Naruto whimpered. I threw the cup at his head.
Sasuke smirked as Naruto rubbed his forehead in pain.
"Cravings and mood swings? It's more like she's on drugs," murmured Naruto. "What kind of guy would want to tap that—?"
I threw the rest of my burger at him.
"You're so pregnant," Sasuke said casually, dabbing a spot of mustard off his arm with a napkin while Naruto kept shrieking that there was onion in his eyes. I glared at Sasuke.
"Well, you said that you would pull out in time," I replied snidely, scowling at him. The boys froze and tensed. Naruto almost fainted.
Finally, Sasuke shrugged nonchalantly. "At least you enjoyed it."
I blinked and began to blush uncontrollably. Naruto anxiously looked at me then at Sasuke.
"Hey, guys...Can I be godfather?"
A/N: So I'm really bad at first person (maybe it's because I'm super picky...?) so I started writing random SasuSaku moments and this is one of them. umm...I know it's short, but it's just a very short exercise so I couldn't do much with it, haha. I hope you like it? -cheesy smile-
And it should be noted that this story is based on a true story that happened to me. Except for the...well, you know... but the awkward silence that followed "are you pregnant, or something?" did very much occur ==
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