Star: Hey everyone! I'm baaack!

Goku: Yay!

Vegeta: *sarcasm* whoop-dee-frickin-do!

Star: *pouts* well excuse me! It's not my fault I've been gone for so long!

Star: Sorry I've been gone for so long. I know I really don't have an excuse, but let me have a chance to explain. My old PC had a virus, so I was stuck without a computer.

Goku: *gasp*

Vegeta: …..

Star: Anyway, then my dad got a new computer, so I was able to use fanfic again.

Goku: Hurray! Thanks so much Star's Dad!

Vegeta: ….

Goku: You okay Veggie?

Vegeta: …Yea…

Star: *sweatdrops* Any who, soon I was able to make a new story over the past time and was about to type then put it when- *dramatic music* FANFIC WOULDN'T LET ME ON MY ACCOUNT!

Goku: NO!

Star: YES! So I was stuck without being able to get online. But I wasn't too sad, since I was able to use fanfiction still. So over the passing time I let my beta and great bff /partner Rina fix both chapters of the story, but by then- * more dramatic music* FANFIC STOPPED WORKING COMPLETELY!

Goku: WHY KAMI-SAMA! WHY!

Vegeta: … baka….

Star: So! I was sad and had to wait MONTHS before it started to fully work for me. This is why I'm doing this now. And if you're wondering when I'm gonna post the next chapter for the VegetaxGoku story, I won't be able to.

Goku/Vegeta: WHAT? WHY?

Star: as I said before, Pc, virus, couldn't get files. And since I fell in love with Fullmetal Alchemist while this happen (thank Rina for that) I lost touch with my dbz side. BUT! I might re-do that soon. Let's just see what happens ok?

Goku/Vegeta: …Ok….

Star: So now that I'm done hassling you guys or at least the people who actually stopped to read this crap, enjoy!

Goku: Enjoy!

Vegeta: Enjoy you worthless…

Star/Goku: VEGETA! We need good reviews, not bad ones!

Vegeta: *grumbles* enjoy….

Star: Oh yea! Also, you guys are fired. Please go pack up your stuff before the replacements come. * turns around and types on computer*

Goku/Vegeta: WHAT? WHY ARE YOU FIRING US?

Star: Cause! One, this is a hetalia fanfic, and two I love Fma now, so please leave before security gets here.

Vegeta: Why you little…! YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!

Goku: Actually…. She can remember?

Star: He's right! I still love you both, but right now, you need to leave.

Vegeta *growls* GALIC…!

Goku: NO! *grabs Veggie, then uses IT*

Star: *Sweatdrops*

Disclaimer: Star does NOT own Hetalia. If she did… you don't even want to know.

Script: Italics/ thoughts

Bold: yelling

Sun shined through America's bedroom window, making our favourite hero groan in annoyance. He turned away from the bright light in his bed, snuggling into the warm body next to him. He froze. "A warm body?" He jumped out of his bed, almost screaming. Looking down at the body on his bed, America found bleached blond hair poking out from beneath the covers.

He looked around the room and gasped when he found an ivory-colored scarf hidden among a pile of clothing. America covered his mouth, his blue eyes brimming with tears threating to fall. "Just how drunk was I? I'm dating Japan! He'll never forgive me for this! How could I let this happen? We promised that we would save our virginity for eachother when we get married... " He thought, trying to remember what happened last night, which was also his birthday. He remembered France trying to get England drunk, Italy crying for Germany, and Prussia and Denmark having a drinking contest, but those were the only memories he had.

America slowly walked away, carefully trying not to wake the sleeping Russian. Once he was out of the room, he ran down the halls of his home and into the bathroom. There, he sank to the cold tile floors and burst into tears. "How could I have been so stupid?!" He shouted, standing up and throwing an old metal hairbrush at the mirror, cracking the glass. "Mattie told me told not to drink so much beer, but I didn't listen!" America looked into his cracked reflection. Truthfully, he looked like crap. His nose and flushed dark red, his eyes were puffy from crying and his golden hair tussled from sleep. He silently washed his face, fixed his hair, and put on Texas before going back to his room, only to find Russia gone.

When he got closer to the bed, he found a note lying on his pillow. As America read the note, he wondered if the tall nation had heard him crying.

Dear capitalist pi- I mean comrade, (America snorted)

Sorry for leaving so soon. But I had to leave before Belarus found out I had left. Perhaps we can hang out soon, Da?

Love,

Ivan.

"Hangout?" America flushed. "Russia wants to go out on a date?" He shook his head furiously. "That fucking commie bastard used you! Now he has the nerve to ask you out like nothing happened?! Forget it!" With that, America threw the note into the garbage and sat in his bed, his energy drained.

Star: *claps hands* whelp! That's the first chap peoples! The second one will be posted as soon as my partner/beta Rina fixes it.

Star: Oh! I know you guys might have missed Veggie and Goku. Don't worry, they'll be back in the next chapter! For now, I'd like you to meet the two main characters in the story. Welcome Alfred and Russia!

America: Just call me "The Hero!" *cackles*

Russia: *Sweatdrops* this is the idiot you made me fall f-

Star: *Slaps hand over Russians mouth* SHHHHHHHH! Don't ruin it! We don't want to ruin it for the people who don't get it yet! (No offence.)

Russia: *Sweatdrops*

America: Hey Star.

Star: Yeah Americana-kun?

America: *innocently* Is this an Mpreg?

Russia: *pales* *glares at me*

Star: *gulps* W-well you s-see-

Russia: *Rips hand from mouth the gets rusty pipe* kol kol kol kol~

Star: Crap! Gotta go guys! See ya in the next chapter! Also, R&R! * runs away from angry Russia*

America: *waves* Bye!

Russia: * smirks* kol kol kol kol~