author's note: He everyone, this would be my very first fanfiction so please don't shoot me down instantly. Just tell me what you think so I can learn from that.

this fic is about Deidara being pregnant but the Akatsuki cannot know about it.

WARNING: MPREG, YOAI AND FAUL LANGUESE

"Danna, I don't feel well." Deidara said when he sat up, his hand against his head. Sasori quickly turned to the blond and sat down beside him. He placed his hand against his blond's forehead. He was startled at the heat Deidara was giving off. He probably got sick on this stupid mission and now he had to take care of the consequences. Sasori stood from the bed looking down on the blond.

"You should lay down Dei, I think you're having a fever. I'll go get you a ice pack and some cold medicine. This time you really are sick." Sasori said as he pulled the covers back. Deidara watched as his danna moved but he didn't want him to go, not even for medicine.

"Danna, could you stay with me, what if it gets worse?" Deidara asked, his tears rolling down his cheeks again. Sasori stood before the blond, shaking his head. He knelled down, coming eye level with Deidara.

"If you want this to pass, you have to listen and lay down." Sasori replied as his hands cupped the blond's cheeks. "I'll be back soon, Don't worry. Just crawl under the covers and try to sleep." Deidara leaned into the touch and then nodded. He unbuttoned his cloak and slid under the covers. Thinking about how this cold would develop and if it was harmful for their unborn child. Sasori kissed his blond forehead and then walked to the door.

"Danna, please come back quickly." Deidara said sleepy. Sasori nodded and walked out the door, closing it behind him. He leaned against the closed door. He had to go get some ice and cold medicine and maybe go talk with Pein about their situation. Thinking about it made him feel a slight bit nervous but it was for the best interest of Deidara and his unborn child.

Deidara laid in his bed but he couldn't sleep, he kept worrying about his cold affecting the health of his unborn child. He decided he had to ask Sasori when he got back. Deidara couldn't stay in bed so he got up and put his cloak back on. Then he walked to the door and opened it, coming face to face with Hidan.

"Shit. Why are you here?" Deidara asked, looking scared. He got an immortal really pissed off at him, this wasn't going to be fun.

"I'm fucking glad you're back. Now I have the chance to fucking kill you." Hidan yelled at him. He came menacingly at Deidara.

Sasori walked into the bathroom and rummaged through the medicine cabinet until he found some cold medicine. He turned around and headed towards the kitchen. On his way there he came across Hidan.

"Hey Sasori, did you fucking see Kakuzu, he didn't come to see me." Hidan asked Sasori. They stared at each other for a while and then Sasori spoke.

"He went to your room so if you were there you should have seen him. But if you were not there then he is probably looking for you. Now if you would excuse me I need to get this cold medicine and some ice back to Deidara." Sasori answered, then he walked into the kitchen, leaving Hidan in the hallway. After Hidan made sure the puppet master was in the kitchen, he made his way over to the blond's bedroom. He was still extremely mad at the blond for blowing him up. And now he was alone in his room.

Hidan raised his hand to knock on the bedroom door when it opened. The blond stood before him, his cheeks were beet red and he was sweating a lot. Looked like a serious fever. As the blond saw he he swear and took a step back. Hidan walked towards Deidara only thinking on how he could torture the blond and eventually kill him. He drove him further back into the room until the blond stood against the wall. Hidan walked even closer and pinned Deidara to the wall.

"You can't hurt me, I'm sick, un." Deidara said, swallowing hard. He was trying hard to think of a way to get out of this mess. But his fever made it hard for him to think straight. Hidan had a smirk on his face as he pulled closer to the blond his head beside the blond.

"Who said I was going to hurt you." Hidan whispered. Frightening the blond even more.

Sasori filled a dishtowel with ice and turned back to the hallway. He probably should get back to the bedroom before the ice would melt. He started up the stairs and walked to their room. He pushed the door open.

"Dei, I'm back, how are..." Sasori looked as Hidan stood against the blond, stroking the blond's cheek, then he kissed him. Hidan hadn't heard Sasori come in so he continued his "torture". Reaching down with his hand stroking the blond's member. Deidara shut his eyes thight, hoping it would end soon. When he felt Hidan's hand stroking his member his eyes shot open and he let out a soft whimper. This couldn't be happening. Where was Sasori, why did it take him this long. Suddenly he didn't feel anything anymore. He looked over to the door to see Sasori standing there, his stomach cable was wrapped around the immortal with the poisonous tip at Hidan's face.

"How dare you touch my Deidara!" Sasori said as he threw the immortal against the wall.

"Fucking asshole, it's his own fault, he tried to blow me up." Hidan yelled while he rose to his feet.

"He had all the right to do it, you had ruined his moment." Sasori yelled as he wrapped the cable around the immortal once again.

"No he didn't, but since the little fuck is sick I can't beat the crap out of him. So I violated the stupid blond and if you didn't got back so early I would have done much more." Hidan said, smirking at the redhead. Sasori clenched his fists lifting one up and pulling the immortal towards him. He punched his head, which fell off his body. That body going limp in his stomach cable. Sasori walked to the immortals head picking it up by the hair, then he walked to the stairs and threw it down followed by his limb body. After he watched the immortals body tumble down the stairs he walked back to his room.

Deidara could not believe what just happened. One moment he was pinned to the wall and being violated, the next he stood there looking as his danna fought with Hidan. Deidara sank to the floor sitting with his back against the wall. He didn't look at his danna scared of what he would see. Deidara pulled his knees to his chest, wrapping his arms around them and leaning his head to his knees. Tears were dripping from his eyes as he thought about what just happened. What would his danna say, he was still weak just like when he was attacked at Delteks. Deidara looked up when he heard the door close. Sasori walked into the room sitting opposite of were Deidara sat.

"Dei, what happened?" Sasori asked, looking at his lovers face. Deidara quickly turned his head, he couldn't tell Sasori he was to weak or that he liked it either. The only thing he wanted was hugging Sasori and cry his eyes out against his chest. Deidara shook his head, that wouldn't happen. Sasori wanted answers but he couldn't give them, it was just to hard. When he looked back at Sasori the tears were still rolling down his cheeks. Sasori sat on his knees and looked worried. The blond didn't look at him and when he did he was crying. Slowly Sasori raised his arms motioning the blond to come hug him. Deidara couldn't control his emotions and without thinking he flung himself at Sasori, both falling to the floor. Deidara held Sasori tight and cried into his chest. Sasori caressed the blond's back trying to comfort him. They sat there till Deidara calmed down a bit. The blond sobbed a little as Sasori stood lifting the blond bridal style. He walked over to their shared bed putting Deidara down.

"I'm sorry Dei, I shouldn't have left you alone." Sasori said, stroking the blond's hair.

"Danna...sob...it's not your fault...sob...Hidan surprised me. It's all my fault...sob...if I were stronger this wouldn't have happened." Deidara answered still crying. Sasori unbuttoned his cloak slipping under the covers with his lover. He pulled Deidara closer to his chest.

"Don't worry Dei, I'll make sure nothing is gonna happen to you. Try to sleep for a bit." Sasori said, holding the blond close to his chest. Deidara nodded and snuggled against his danna sighing contently. Happy to be loved and protected.

When the blond was sound asleep, Sasori slipped out the bed. He had to talk to the leader about his problem. He put his cloak back on and made his way over to the door. Turning to Deidara to make sure he was still asleep, then he opened the door, stepping outside, closing and locking the door behind him. That way nobody could get to the blond. When he was sure the blond was save he made his way over to the leaders office.

Leaders office wasn't far away, but Sasori didn't want anyone to see he would go to talk to leader. Hiding in the shadows, he sneaked his way to the office, knocking on the door.

"Come in." came the voice off Pein. Sasori opened the door, stepping inside and closing it behind him.

"Pein, I need to talk to you about something." Sasori said as he walked to the desk.

"Alright I'm listening."

"Deidara and I want to live some place else, so Deidara is safe from the other members." Sasori explained.

"Why, isn't he save in the base?" Pein asked.

"If he was, I wouldn't ask you now would I." Sasori replied.

"You've got a point, but I can't just let you leave. The other members would question why you were gone." Pein said.

"You're the leader, can't you fake a far away mission for a while?"

"Maybe I could, but you'll owe me big time." Pein said.

"Alright what do you want?" Sasori asked.

"I'll let you know when the time is right. For now you can go pack your stuff. I'm sending you on a mission to Iwagakure. You have to pick up a couple important scrolls and deliver them at the village in the other end of the fire country." Pein said.

"For real? That mission will take forever, then Deidara is in much more danger." Sasori said.

"You should better follow my orders." Pein said, looking rather threatening. Sasori sighed. "Fine, but if anything happens to Deidara, you'd be better prepared when I come back." Sasori said.

"Yeah, yeah, now get out." Pein said, waving his hand. Sasori turned to the door, ready to leave, when Pein stopped him.

"Sasori, make sure you get a nice house in Iwagakure and take care off Deidara. I won't tell the other members that's up to you." Pein said, then he turned around and walked out the office, probably to whine to Konan. Sasori walked back to his and Deidara's room making sure nobody saw him. He unlocked the door and stepped inside. Luckily the blond was still asleep. Sasori walked over to his bed, pulling hid bag from underneath it. He placed it on his bed unzipping the bag. Then he walked over to his workstation grabbing his tools, throwing them in the bag. When his workstation was empty he walked over to the closet. Pulling al his clothes out and also putting them in his bag. The last thing he had to pack were his poisons and antidotes. He grabbed the jars and placed them carefully into his bag zipping it close. He looked over to Deidara who was still sleeping, better pack his belongings to. That way we can leave sooner. Sasori packed all the blonds stuff in another bag, putting it beside his own bag. It's a good thing we don't own much. When the room was almost empty he turned to Deidara. Sitting on the edge off the blonds bed he stroked his hair.

"Dei, wake up, we have to go soon." Sasori said, as he shook Deidara's shoulder. Deidara growled but woke up anyway. Slowly sitting up he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.

"Where are we going danna?" Deidara asked, while he looked outside. "It's still dark out, can't we go in the morning?"

Sasori sighed, "I will explain everything, but for now we should go. The others can't see us leave or we are in for it. Please Dei, just get dressed." Sasori said. Deidara looked at his danna in shock, did he just say please. When he saw the redhead clutch his fist he jumped out of bed and put his pants on. Looking around the room he noticed everything was empty. Where did all their stuff go. Just as he wanted to ask Sasori he saw the two big bags on his danna's bed. Without saying a word Sasori grabbed the two bags putting them by the door. Then he remembered his puppets. Sasori quickly made his way over to his puppets pulling several scrolls from his sleeves. Then he sealed his puppets inside and put the scrolls away. Then he walked back to Deidara (who followed all his movements) and grabbed his hand. Together they walked over to the door. Sasori put his finger to his lips before picking up the bags and opening the door. Deidara really wanted to know what was going on but he had to wait. They silently made their way down the stairs and through the hallways. They reached the front door without any problems, then they quickly stepped outside and started running at high speed.

TBC

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