What really happened…

Is there life on mars! The song played gently in the background. Gene stood there thinking; someday surely he would see her again, his one true love, his raison detre oh no! Not that bloody French again.

"OI!" He could still her voice in his head.

"OI YOU TOSSER!" No wait a minute that wasn't in his head, he turned round slowly.

"YES YOU, YOU RUDE BASTARD!" There she was hang on, no she's not meant to be here.

"Bolly? What are you doing? You're meant to be in the pub?" He said confused.

"I'M HERE TO YELL AT YOU BASTARD!" She cried, "Why?"

"BECAUSE LAST YEAR YOU YELLED AT ME AND CALLED ME A LIAR AND KICKED ME OUT OF YOUR OFFICE WHEN ALL ALONG I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!" She screamed back.

"Bolly I told you, I forgot everything how could I possibly have remembered?"

"Well, erm oh. Well now you know you should really say sorry!" She said somewhat shyly.

"Oh alright, Alex, I'm very sorry." He said actually sounding sincere.

"Thanks," She said "Well bye, again." And Alex turned and started walking towards the pub.

"Wait Alex!" He yelled after her. She turned slowly.

"What?"

"You don't have to… I don't want you too… I really should… And with you… Erm…" He said not really knowing what to say. She giggled,

"Could I have that again in English please?"

"Cheeky Mare!" He smiled back.