Sonic was walking around the neighborhood one day when he got that urge. Sonic had the urge to go fast. His walk had turned into a run. His run was so fast, no one could even see his body. This made it difficult for Sonic to see the outside world when he was going his fastest, but meh. Who cares. Sonic had a bad attitude that made him want to go fast anyway.
While Sonic was running, he saw something which made him hit the breaks hard. (Foot breaks.) It was three of Eggmans robots. They were smoking cigarettes! Oh no! What was Sonic going to do? Sonic knew all about running fast, but now he had to *think* fast.
"Hey there Sonic" One robot said while puffing out some smoke. "Want a puff? It's good for ya. Heh heh heh." The robot held out one of his lanky metalic hands with a lit cigarette at the end of it.
"No way dudes! Smoking is for losers! You guys better wise up and stop smoking before smoking stops you! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on my way to class! Gotta speed!"
And with that, Sonic sped away faster then ever. So fast.
The end dudes.