Summary:

After being shot with the new "Time Travelling Bazooka" by Lambo who mistaked it for his 10-Year one, Tsuna goes 400 years back in time and ends up as a 5 year old orphan with nowhere to go, but what makes it even worse is that he bumps into Talbot and it all goes downhill from there. "So you're telling me, i'm in Primo's time, a five year old body and have mafia on my tail?" "Yup".

Disclaimer:

I do NOT own anything in here cause if I did i'd have penguins all around my house wearing blinged out chains and sunglasses, still have enough money to buy a business and NaTsu/Nuts would have SOOO much more screentime. All rights belong to everyone who participated in the making of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Hehehe they're all cool ;3.

Author's SUUUPPUUUR cuUUul Note!:

First of all, this is rated T just in case and so far there will be NO pairings. Also, I am soooooo sorry if the characters are OOC!

This is my first ever story so... I'm obviously not gonna do very good so don't expect top-rate fanfictions. Ehehehehe~ I'll update 1 time a week or maybe even more! Well then, enough of my useless blabbering and lezz get this fanfiction on the road! Ore-sama is going to start now! Bwahahahahahaha!

A groan of annoyance could be heard throughout the whole mansion, yes, that's how loud that was.

"No, please no more! I beg you! Pleaseeeeeeee~" The same man who had just let out the groan shouted towards another man with white hair and a pitiful look on his face as he looked at his boss whom was currently lying on his desk with his hands flopping left and right as his face repeatedly slammed itself into the wooden desk. The man on the desk was Sawada 'Tsuna' Tsunayoshi aka Dame-Tsuna, the current boss of the Vongola , also known as Vongola Decimo since he was the tenth generation Mafia Boss.

For those who have been living under rocks, not part of the Mafia, part of the Mafia but don't have a famiglia or don't read the newspapers, the Vongola is the most powerful famiglia of all time. Although it wasn't always like that. The first generation of Vongola had actually planned to make Vongola to protect innocent people and others from harm and the tenth generation Vongola boss -I just introduced him to you - is trying to destroy the current Vongola ways and change it back to it's original form.

The man with the pitiful face is Gokudera Hayato, Tsuna's self-proclaimed "Right hand man" and his storm guardian. Gokudera had just brought in another stack of white things - he didn't dare call it by it's real name - from the fight of Mukuro and Ryohei, yes, you heard me right, Mukuro and Ryohei. Apparently Mukuro had made an illusion of Kyoko and ended up with an angry Ryohei on his tail. Trust me, the result of the battle was NOT pretty. They had also destroyed quite a but of things along the way, some of the items included restaurants, hotels, apartments and they even ended up blowing the women's bathroom! Oh ho, who knew women could deal so much damage with only heels? Especially to 2 of the Vongola.

Quietly placing the huge stack in the corner of the room he opened the door and was about to exit the door when-

"Gokudera, while your at it, please on your way send Spanner, Shoichi and go ahead and invite Giannini, send them to my room, please?"

The storm guardian turned around and bowed like a butler before exiting the room, sighing and shaking his head at Juudaime's actions. It was obvious that Juudaime was going to ask the three mechanics to make a machine that makes the paperwork do it itself. But then they're going to decline saying they're working on something else and then a full-blown arguement then Juudaime will use his puppy-eyes and finally convince them to work on the device he asked. No, before you ask he's not a fortune teller, it's just that this happened every time.

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME.

As he made his way towards the 3 mechanics main room he spotted a black-haired man on the couch lying down in a "Wake-me-and-I-WILL-make-sure-that-you-face-Tsuna's-'The-Wrath'-somehow" Gokudera shivered at the thought of facing Juudaimes "Wrath" also known as "The Wrath". It was truly a force to be reckoned with and would probably give Xanxus shivers

Somewhere in the world, a certain Varia leader sneezed and instantly started to curse the one who made him sneeze, even though he had no idea who it was.

"VOLLLLLLL! Did you catch a cold or something?"

A certain shark-face swordsman{1} asked quite rudely.

The horrible memories he has faced with "The Wrath" are unthinkable and he doesn't want to bring them up. Okay Gokudera as long as you don't take away Juudaimes cookie jar again it won't happen. And with that the bomber breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh and if anyone's wondering who the man with the black hair, fabulous bird and black coat was, well that was Kyoya Hibari, self-proclaimed "Namimori Protector" and Juudaimes cloud guardian, che, that man needs to learn to respect Juudaime more.

Right then, a certain Lawn Head and Aho-shi bursted through the wall and a shout of "EXTREME!" could be heard coming from Lawn Head as the Aho-shi contined to ignore his surroundings, laughing like a brat and shouting "Lackey Lawn-Head! Take me to the Sweet Shop! Ore-sama want's sweets! Now bow down and say 'Yes, oh great Lambo-sama!" Bwahahaahaha." Ryohei seemed to not be paying attention to the cow-child and continued his way on bashing through walls saying something about "REAL MEN ONLY WALK FORWARD! TO THE EXTREME!"

Cheing, Gokudera stuffed his hands into his pockets as his usual scowl became more noticable now that he had stopped glazing off. As he finally found the mechanics room he could hear the voice of Giannini shouting, a lollypop and someone with stomach pains and when he entered the room the first thing he saw was baseball freak and immediatally his scowl deepened x10.

"Baseball freak, what are you doing here?" the 'baseball freak' who's name was actually Yamamoto Takeshi, an amazing baseball player and swordsmaster as well as 10 generation Vongola's rain guardian. "Oh hey Gokudera! The three guys here were just studying my bamboo sword and were trying to figure out the reason and how it turns to a real sword! I keep trying to tell them that it only changes because I use my Shiguren Souki style but they always disagree with me, saying that it's impossible to do." Yamamoto rubbed his neck sheepishly as Gokudera sighed and prepared to do a deep explanation on the reason for the reason that the 3 mechanics were right.

"Before I start my explanation, I have a question?

Everyone looked up at Gokudera, slightly surprised he wanted to ask a question considering he usually done all the answering to them.

"How did you get up in this position?"

Considering Giannini was on top of Spanners Back while Spanner was still with his bored look and making airplane noises as Irie was in the corner holding his stomach while nervously sweating bullets they obviously had to see that coming. Apparently this made Irie sweat more and his stomach cramps seemed to worsen by the minute. Seems like he had something to do with the Hyper Spanner who was pretending to be an airplane.

Flashback:

Irie Shoichi had finally finished his latest invention which he had made by combining some chemicals and sugar then placing it into the mould of a lollypop. This time Spanner was going to be the test subject considering he would probably take it willingly. The lollypop had no exact goal and is just a test to see what will happen. The thing does have a whole lot of sugar though so that might be a problem. Well then, let's just see!

As he continued to pretend on working on their new bazooka, the "Time Travel Bazooka" which causes the person to be able to flip the switch to set it to a certain time then shooting at themselves, they'd time-travel to another dimension or year! It was an amazing device and had so much hidden potential and could even unlock some secrets of science! It would be an amazing feat if it did though! As he looked over he could see Spanner acting... how should he put it.. weirdly. He was no longer looking with his bored eyes but now looked like he was going into war. The flames in his eyes shone determinedly and he was kicking mid-air. Just what had happened?

Suddenly Giannini burst in and got pulled into a dancing Spanner who was doing the Macarena. "Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena, Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, Hey Macarena"{2}

Giannini stopped what he was doing and raised an eyebrow at the normally bored blonde wait wait, had he just spoken in Spanish a second ago? Where did this guy even learn that! He mentally added 'Ask Spanner if he knows Spanish" to his Bucket List.

A pie was suddennly thrown at him and narrowly missed him by an inch, SO CLOSE! Instantly the chubby mechanic started to panic and run around as if he was about to be attacked by the Russian Army. What he didn't notice was the hyper Spanner throwing pies around the room. Right then, Giannini tripped over something and fell ontop of Spanner, yowling in pain. Spanner didn't seem to mind though, he just kept being an airplane.

"Oh well that explains a lot!" grinned Yamamoto as he stopped rubbing the back of his neck and just let his arm rest in that position. Once again, Gokudera che-ed as he nodded, satisfied with the explanation of the situation.

"Anyway, Juudaime has asked you all to meet him in his office, he wishes to offer his presence to you, so be graceful!" Gokuderas scowl deepened and instantly the three defenceless pair nodded giving small "Hai"'s as a shiver ran up their spines. Gokudera could be scary when he wanted to..

Then, finally taking account of what the storm guardian had just said they all looked at eachothher and then, after a moment of silence, they nodded and Irie headed to get the Bazooka. The Time Travelling Bazooka, not the Ten-Year Later one. Spanner had finally gotten out of his hyper mode{2} and his eyes had returned to their bored, lifeless look. Once Irie had come back with the White and Purple Bazooka{3} they other two mechanics got up and headed towards their bosses office all three with an exited look on their faces, Spanner was still with his usual look but you could see the exitement in his eyes while Irie was in the corner getting really bad stomach cramps. Poor guy...

As they finally reached the office's door, Giannini, being the normal person he was, opened the door and walked in with Spanner, leaving poor Irie to his own devices. The guy barely made it into the office before falling to the floor in pain. Finally managing to calm himself down, the third mechanic got up and grinned.

"Boss, we finished the new device."

{1} Guess who? ;3

{2} No, not Hyper Dying Will Mode xD

{3} Guess who they named it after? It includes marshmellows and Mares! That's the only hint! Hehehehe!

Author's Ending Note:

Alright, Alright, I know it's not the best and could be better but gurl. UDON KNOW ME LIEK DAT! Get it? Udon - You don't? Bwahahahaha Ore-sama ish so funny ;3! Well, i've run out of things to say suuuuu... Bye!

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