Authors note: this is my second fanfiction it should be alright, it does contain some king: strife and sacrifice dialogue.
Balrog lay down on the sofa, he was trying to remember how he had got himself and his friends in the sakamoto residence.
FLASHBACK.
Balrog: ''I know the perfect place.''
Curly: ''okay.''
Quote: ''um…Curly are you sure we should let Balrog pick the spot?''
Curly: ''why do you ask?''
Quote: ''just look.''
Balrog: ''hey look its Sue, hi Sue!''
Sue: ''Holy sweet mother of go-''
*CRASH*
END OF FLASHBACK.
Balrog: ''ahhh, good times.''
Suddenly sue burst into the room crying.
Balrog: ''sue, what the heck are you crying about.''
Sue: ''T….*SNIFF*….Toroko's dead!''
Balrog: ''didn't Quote already tell you!''
Sue: He only just *SOB* told me, you killed her you fat toaster!''
Balrog: ''no I didn't Quote did!''
Sue: ''He had to she was rabid, it was you who shoved those flowers down her throat!''
Balrog: ''I had to do it if I didn't I would be dead''
Sue: ''I don't care, you die now lunchbox!''
Mystery guest: ''Stop!''
Balrog: ''who said that!''
Sue: ''what in the name of high school football!''
A black hooded figure entered the room
And threw back her hood.
Sue: ''oh my god It's hideous, It's disgusting, and It's….its…''
Balrog: ''Misery!''
Misery: ''that's right the now free misery ready to live out her new life at the sakamoto residence, now with added Wi-Fi.''
Balrog: '' why here?''
Misery: ''you didn't actually think that I was going to leave my little briefcase of a cousin with rabbit girl and the walking guns!''
Quote and Curly (upstairs): ''that's disrespectful!''
Sue: ''I can take it.''
Misery: ''anyway I think I have the answer to your little problem.''
Balrog: ''is it mayonnaise?''
*SMACK*
Balrog: ''ouch, why!''
Misery: ''because.''
Balrog: ''because what!
Misery: ''because I felt like it.''
Balrog: ''GRRRR!''
Sue: ''what is the answer to our problems already!''
Misery raised her staff and they were teleported to the Mimiga graveyard,
Balrog had been teleported into the air and he fell on top of sue.
Sue: ''can't breathe!''
Balrog: ''sorry''
Balrog climbed of Sue
Sue: ''Never do that again!''
Misery: ''you can't tell me what to do.''
Sue: ''so how do we Bring back Toroko.''
Misery: ''just watch bunny thing.''
Misery raised her staff once more and one of the graves burst open, spraying soil everywhere,
A small skeleton was revealed but soon the flesh started to reform forming Toroko's body,
Toroko's eyes fluttered open.
Toroko: ''b…brains!''
Sue: ''oh god she's a zombie!''
Balrog: ''this isn't happening, this can't be happening!''
Misery: ''that was not meant to happen!''
Toroko: ''teehee….I got you good!''
Sue: ''Toroko you're alive.''
Toroko: ''awww…I mean yay!''
Toroko: ''But were's king…''
King: ''I'm right here.''
Toroko: ''king you're alive''
Toroko, king and sue embraced each over
Suddenly every grave in the graveyard started bursting open, apart from the ones which contained bodies that died of old age.
Igor: ''god it was hot down there''
Yamashita: ''die robot!…wait one second I'm alive''
Yuki: ''Good grief I'm naked!''
Sora: ''flowers everywhere I always wanted to see millions of flowers in this graveyard!''
Howard: ''were's my bubble soap!''
Otis: ''shut up about bubble soap you idiot we are alive!''
H.O's mother: ''I'll get you some new bubble soap Howard,
Otis don't call your brother an idiot.
Sue marvelled at the millions of resurrected corpses.
Sue: ''thank you Misery.''
Misery: ''anytime bunny girl''
Sue: ''stop calling me bunny girl!''
Authors note: I hope you liked it, I am thinking of making a series of new cave story books on to continue this one.
