"Come on Popo let's go get pissed"

Disclaimer: If we owned Super Smash Bros this fanfiction would be a reality.

One day in the super smash bros mansion Ness was snoring. Lucas was getting increasingly annoyed with the loud noise so he walked over to Toon Link's side of the room. Toon link woke up really annoyed, because he had only just go to sleep from Ness' snoring, so punched Lucas in the face and shouted "Lucas why did you wake me up, and what in the name Hyrule is that God forsaken noise!"

Lucas stumbled backwards covering his face with his hands "Owch! W-w-what was that for. I-I-I thought that Ness had already woke you up."

A demonic smile spreads across Toon Link's face "Oh, OK then, are you going to help me kill Popo or not?"

"W-what did Popo do? ... Wait you can't kill people!"

Toon link looks startled and sudden realisation dawned upon him. "Oh... Um... It must have just been a dream."

Distant explosions from the other side of the mansion woke Ness from his deep slumber. "What the hell guys, that stupid racket woke me from my sleep!"

"YOU BLOODY HYPOCRITE!" Toon Link yelled.

Lucas quickly stopped Toon Link from uttering any more obscenities by saying "Come on guys keep the language down we don't this to become M rated!"

Crazy hand magically appears from nowhere slaps all three of them across the back of the head yelling something along the lines of "..fOrtH waLl FoRth wAll..." before disappearing again.

"Lucas stop crying, we need to find out where that explosion came from" Ness says, walking out of the room.

Lucas slowly follows Ness out of the messy room with Toon link walking behind muttering curses under his breath.

Popo, Nana and Red's room:

"Dude, I thought that you said water types were super effective against fire types!" Popo yelled whilst shooting ice at Charizard causing another loud explosion.

Red points at a massive poster with all the pokemon types on it, then looks at Popo and points to the ice symbol.

Popo just shrugs his shoulders "Yeah, what?"

Red then walks over to the computer and gets a picture of fire melting ice and shows it to Popo.

Nana laughs "Haha, you lost an argument against a mute guy."

Just as Nana was finishing that sentence there was a quiet knock at the door, then Lucas walked though inquiring about the loud noise.

"Hehe sorry that was us" Popo explained.

Two muffled voices could be heard though the door saying "Seriously!" and "I knew I should have killed him!", quickly followed by Ness and Toon Link's body's colliding with the floor.

Master Hand floats up to the microphone and announces " There will be no brawls today as all smasher will be going to the beach as a bonding exercise."

"Yay beach" Nana happily says as she drags Popo out of the room.

The beach was enjoyable for some, for example Nana and Lucas had a lovely time making sand castles, but for others it was less enjoyable, for example Charizard got pushed into the water by Popo, then Popo got pushed into the water by Toon Link. Then Red went on a rampage causing extreme damage to Popo and Toon Links sand battle arena.

By the end of the day everyone was thoroughly annoyed and Toon Link turned to Popo saying "Come on Popo let's go and get pissed". They walked off into the sunset together leaving a trail of dead bodies behind them.

The end... Or is it?

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