I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS
Monkey D. Luffy just awoke from sleep on the morning of his first day of highschool.
"YAWWWNNNNNN, man today is gonna be sooooo stupid, I wish summer lasted forever." Luffy was never the school type, he would much rather have adventures with his best friends Roronoa Zoro, Sanji and his big brother Ace.
Luffy gets into the shower and gets dressed listening to his favorite song "C.R.E.A.M" by Wu Tang Clan. He hears his grandfather Garp yell "LUFFY! IF YOU'RE
NOT DOWN HERE IN 60 SECONDS YOU'RE GONNA BE FEELING THE WRATH OF MY FIST OF LOVE!"
Driven by fear of his grandfather's tough love Luffy runs at full speed only to trip once he leaves his room, by some miracle he made it to the living room by the skin of his neck. Garp is standing in front of Luffy with a stopwatch in his hand laughing. "Hahahahaha nice speed kid you'll be a great cop in no time." Luffy replies "I'm not gonna be a cop grandpa!" Garp says "Ya Ya whatever now go eat your breakfast ace is already there."
Luffys mouth waters at the thought of food he runs full speed into the kitchen goes past Ace grabs his plate and in the blink of an eye eats it all. Ace laughs and says "You idiot did you even taste it?" Luffy just smiles at his brother and shakes his head no. Ace sighs and tells Luffy they should head out so they won't be late.
As they walk out Garp gives them both a good knock on the head and tells them to stay out of trouble while the two of them silently cry in pain. Soon they meet up with Zoro and Sanji.
"So are you guys excited for high school?" Says Ace who is already a Junior. "How can you not be excited when you go from a school full of flat cheasted 13 year olds to a school of 18 year olds with Double D's?!" Says Sanji who already has hearts in his eyes and a nosebleed. "Says the guy who has a 100% rejection rate when asking out girls." Says Zoro. "WHAT WAS THAT YOU DUMBASS MARIMO?!" Says an infuriated Sanji. " You wanna go?!" Says the equally fired up Zoro. "First day and they're already fighting, fucking idiots am I right Luffy?" Says Ace who looks to see Luffy is across the street drooling at a butcher shop window. Ace runs over punches Luffy and drags him over saying "Who am I kidding you're the biggest idiot there is!" but as soon as he brings Luffy back Ace falls asleep out of nowhere causing Luffy, Sanji , and Zoro to scream in horror as they believe he is dead only to find out he is perfectly fine when he wakes up a second later.
Across the street at a Starbucks a group of girls watches the group of boys antics.
"Haha well they sure are an interesting bunch" Says a smiling Nico Robin. "Hey that's your ex boyfriend Ace right Vivi?" Says Nami. "OH MY GOD this is exactly why I left that idiot." Says an embarrassed Vivi Nefetari.
"Hey Hancock you have to see this idiots they're a riot!" Says Nami who is cracking up. "I am not interested in stupid men come on lets go to school we're gonna be late." Says Boa Hancock who starts walking forward. "She still hates guys huh, I mean she'll talk about anything but when it comes to men she shuts down." Says Nami. "Ya the only time she even acknowledges a guy is when she wants to take advantage of them." Says Vivi. "Well considering her past its understandable, anyway come on lets catch up to her." Says Robin