Author's notes : Hey reader, yes you this is my 1st fan fiction so I hope you'll go easy on me and please give a comment on what you think about it and if I should continue. I hope that Flag1991,gabeclone and Aberrant Script will some day read this as it is because of them that i decided to start writing FF. Also tell me what you think is bad and good and what i should do. Also I'm Irish so go easy on me as its only jokes and I don't know how the USA works.
It was the 1st of December and the Loud family's house was covered in Christmas lights and decorations, the roof was covered in snow that made the house look like something you would see on cheap Christmas card. Christmas was a major holiday for the loud siblings as it was, along side their birthdays the only chance they got to get presents as the family spent so much money on food, so for most of the year they can't afford luxury items such as the new ace savy travel mug.
Lori the eldest wanted a new phone so she could text her Bobby EVERY MINUTE OF EVERYDAY. Leni the 2nd eldest wanted new fashion materials so she could make new fashion creations. Luna the 3rd eldest[ok you get the order I'm going in by now] wanted a signed poster of Mick Swagger. Luan wanted 1000 pie trays, a shit ton of whip cream and new surveillance equipment. Lynn wanted a baseball bat signed by royal woods all-star Nick valentine. Lincoln wanted the new ace savy comic and an ace savy travel mug. Lucy wanted the book 101 things vampires like to eat. Lana wanted a few new animal traps and cages for her...um.. collection. Lola wanted a new bigger and shinier tiara and a shit ton of glitter. Lisa wanted some uranium and new hazmat suits. Lily being a baby just wanted a new pacifier[I image].
While each siblings list was not really massive it did add up to a very expensive list which had caused Lynn Senior to suffer a number of mini heart attacks. Rita on the other could endure the stress a lot better as she had given birth to 11 children which I image would be pretty painful. But beside the presents Christmas for the Louds was about being together as a family and repair strained relationships. Such as Lola and Lana who for 11 months of the year fight each other, but during Christmas they are like the best of friends.
Every Loud had been asleep until the sound of their alarms broke their slumber. Lynn not being a morning person used her bat to smash her alarm and Lucy used Edward to send her alarm to silicone heaven "rest in pieces "Lucy, let out a single chuckle at her awful joke. Everyone else in the house restrained themselves from doing the same as the Goth and the sports fanatic. Lincoln was the 1st in the bathroom, when he looked into the bathroom mirror he saw a pale zombie like face looking back at him. "god I look terrible" Lincoln said to himself aloud as he splashed water into his face. He then remembered what the date was "ohh only a few more weeks until Christmas, I cant wait, I don't even care about having to go to school anymore". As Lincoln was the 1st in the bathroom he was also the 1st one down the stairs, for breakfast she made himself a slice of toast and a glass of juice. This was Lincoln usual breakfast as he like he whole family were anti morning and thus only ever had at best a slice of toast and not a full Irish.
By the time Lincoln started to clean his dishes his parents and sisters had started to drag themselves down into the kitchen, being zombies they merely grunted hello at each other to. They like Lincoln had just some toast and juice and nothing more. 20 minutes later the Louds were ready to depart for work and school. The drive to Lincoln,Lucy,Lola,Lana's elementary school was quiet, the family only starting to wake now. fell asleep while driving and nearly hit a green truck in the opposite lane, luckily the trucks horn woke him up. Lincoln,Lucy,Lana, Lola said goodbye to their parents and waved at them as vanzilla drove away from the school. "Ok guys lets go inside and get this day over with" said Lincoln with forced enthusiasm. "ok" groaned the younger sisters and the group went into the school and was meet with a horde of zombie like students "here we go again" cried Lincoln. After they got into the building the siblings separated and pushed their way to their lockers. Lincoln finally managed to get to his locker without giving into the urge to clear a path by hitting students with his bag kind of like a mace. Lincoln then began the ordinary task of changing his books, a task he found relaxing as it gave him a moment to worry about nothing but just the books he need. This tranquillity was interrupted by a dark haired, purple hoodie wearing Latino named Ronnie Annie, "hey lame-o" she said while punching Lincoln lightly on the shoulder. 'ohh great Ronnie Annie just when I was starting to feel relaxed I get a god dam Mexican punching bean' thought Lincoln to himself. "hey Ronnie Annie" said Lincoln, "so you excited for navidad? " asked Ronnie Annie "Taco What" Lincoln said jokingly. "Christmas Lincoln" she said while punching him HARD this time."Ahh jezz I'm sorry Ronnie Annie I was only joking I know what navidad is, Lori and Bobby have been dating a while now so I do know some Spanish." Lincoln said looking at her with a mix of guilt for being a bit racist and anger as he still could not feel his right arm.
Ronnie Annie and Lincoln have a complicated relationship as while they have kissed 2 they are still not one dating and two she is still sort of bullying him. But despite her tormenting him every week he still lik...loves her and wants to be with her in a public relationship. He knew that despite how she treated him she did like him as he could see it when ever she took her mask off. He was been patient with her as he know that her family while solid now was unstable when she was a toddler and it had changed her. Ronnie Annie on the other hand felt terrible for bullying Lincoln as it was her only way to be close with him and still maintain control. It had gotten to her so much that some nights she would have nightmares of lincoln leaving her for another girl with blonde hair. It had gotten so bad that she started going to church on Sundays and asking god for the nightmares to stop. This was not the case however as they had actually just gotten worse over the last week. She longed for her and Lincoln's relationship to go beyond bully and victim and to develop into boyfriend and Girlfriend. However this could only happen if she got rid of her aversion to looking weak.
The pair were then joined by Lincoln's best friend Clyde MacBride. Clyde and Lincoln 1st meet each other on their 1st day of elementary school, It was surprising that they became friends at all as they totally different lives. Lincoln had 10 sisters, Clyde had, Lincoln had straight parents, Clyde's were gay, Lincoln's family was poor, Clyde's family was rich. Despite this they did become friends through their mutual love of comic books and video games and their friendship has been going strong ever since.
"Hey Lincoln...oh hey Ronnie Annie"
"Hey Clyde" the duo said in unionism, Lincoln with real joy at seeing his friend while Ronnie Annie faked a smile as she disliked having to share Lincoln.
"So how was your weekend Lincoln" asked Clyde.
"It was alright, Lori was being a bit of a BIT" THUMP. "dang it Clyde I thought you were over Lori" said Lincoln.
"So should we call a nurse or something." asked Ronnie Annie
"No he just needs a minute to get ehh.. Lori out of his system." replied Lincoln in an annoyed tone.
"So you looking forward to Christmas Lincoln" asked Ronnie Annie.
"Yeah god knows, its the only time of the year when I can actually get anything new and not just my sisters second hand things." Replied Lincoln full of enthusiasm.
"mph nice, Bobby hates /loves Christmas. He loves getting a present from our mother and something special from Lori." She said that last bit with a wink which annoyed Lincoln. "But he also has to buy Lori a present that is in the triple digits."
"Yeah that's Lori for you, Demanding bit" BRRRING BRRRING "Ahh that's the bell for class lets go" said Ronnie Annie.
"You go on ahead, ill look after Clyde."
"Ok Lame-o, see you in class then." And with that Ronnie Annie left the 2 boys and became one of the faceless students going to their classes. Lincoln looked down to his best friend and was relieved that he was finally coming back to the present. "Hey buddy, how you feeling."asked Lincoln genuinely worried about his friend. "ohh I'm ok thanks just a little light headed." replied Clyde who was a little pale.
"Ok let's get to class then Clyde."
Authors notes: Hey what you think was it good or bad or shit. Well thanks for reading. Chapter 2 will be out in a week as I am swamped with school right now so sorry for the delay.