ME: Legend tells of the dark lord Souron, and his evil ring created to rule middle earth. Souron and his orc armies began using the ring in order to destroy the free people, and rule middle earth. But there those that that stood up to Souron. Men and Elves marched towards Murder and started destroying Sourons army. Even the dark lord himself was defeated.
SOURON: WHAT! (Gets killed by arrow).
ME: But his spirit survived to this day.
SOURON: (Shows him as the fiery eye he's known as) A GIANT EYE! WHAT THE F***!
"Lord Souron" said one of the Nazguls. "WHAT! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SPEAKING TO THE NARRITOR!" Souron cried angrily. "But we discovered great news… After lots of torturing towards gullom, we discovered the ring is in the shire, and is held by Bilbo" The Nazgul said. "WHO THE HELL IS BILBO!" Souron cried. "Haven't you ever read the hobbit" the Nazgul said. "Nope" Souron admitted. "But whatever, just go get my ring" Souron said. "Yes" said the Nazgul, and he was off. "AND WOULD SOMEONE DISINFECT MY EYE!" Souron screamed.