This is complete and utter crack. The... premise for this is.. Link is Ghirahim and Demise's butt-baby who gets sent to the sky and is chosen as Hylia's warrior. [http : / / latte-dah . tumblr . com/post/23154917452/boyfriend-you-should-write-a-fanfic-where-demise]
Warnings: mpreg, fluffy, flangsty homosexual relations (no smut) humour, angst, CRACK, OoCness
"What did you just say!" Demise yelled out.
Ghirahim blinked and took a step back. Why did his master seem… angry? Shouldn't he be… happy?
"I-I'm pregnant?" He tried softly, and some part of his told him to step back and to protect the stomach in which life had been sprung. Another part of him told him to activate his other mode, his perfect mode – and the mode that the child had been conceived in. And he listened to those parts, not completely sure what it was warning him against.
"Oh fuck no…" Demise glowered, taking a menacing step forward. "You are not pregnant!"
Ghirahim bit his lip and took a step back, suddenly fearful for the life he carried within him. Why couldn't his master understand how wonderful this was? Why couldn't he see the promise in the child borne from their love and their blood! Why couldn't he see the happiness in this moment! "But I am Master. I'm pregnant with our child!"
"Then." The demon king said, grabbing Ghirahim by his neck. "I'll ensure that it'll never be born."
It was completely instinctual as he teleported away from his master. "No!" He cried out – at a relatively safe distance. "I won't let you! I won't let you kill our child!" And the sword spirit bit his lip. Please… he whispered in his mind. Please let him come to love this life that he and I created.
Crack of the crack down here [headcanon combined with crack = canyon]
BTW HYLIA IS TOTS A GHIRADEMI FANGIRL. THATS WHY SHE ENABLED GHIRAHIM TO GET PREGGOS. OH AND SHE LOVES INCEST AND ANGST. THAT TOO.