Dragon and his tights
(If you get any sort of bad thing like a seizure or nausea at the though of a dwarf in tights then don't read this story)
Piemaniac: ok I was mad at dragon for making that last story…and to all of you weirdo's out there reading my stories no I am not a Texas garden gnome!
At Darn
Piemaniac: you know I think im gonna seriously kill drag for his last story….
Duckydoodles: me too…
Piemaniac: WOAH DUCKY WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!!!!!!
Duckydoodles: well it all started….
Piemaniac: on second thought I don't want to know
Duckydoodles: what ever you patuate
Piemaniac: let's go find other peoples that wanna kill drag
Duckydoodles: ok I know were to go follow me
Piemaniac: ok I have a bad feeling about this
At Barney's House
Piemaniac: OMG DUCKY y did you bring me here?!?!?!?!?!?
Duckydoodles: well he did punt you into his old house..
Piemaniac: dah fine
Ducky knocks on the door
Barney: im coming im coming
Barney opens the door
Barney: OMG DUCKY y did you bring him here?!?!?!?!
Duckydoodles: WAIT WAH HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!?!?!
Barney: well it is floating above your head….
Duckydoodles: oh ya… well Barney we need your help to kill drag
Barney: GLADLY he is the guy who punted this guy into my house
You see pie going into a seizure trying to make his tongue touch his nose
Piemaniac: I…..WILL…..GET….IT…TO….TOUCH!!!!
Barney: if he is leading us we may be here awhile
Duckydoodles: no worries I got it Cuts off pie's tongue it puts it on his nose
Piemaniac: well that was slightly painful…
Duckydoodles: what ever lets go find krystinkae
Piemaniac: k
Barney: k
To make this into a shorter story they got Barney, Ment, Krystin, cen, Teras, and some random rock
Piemaniac: well that was odd
Duckydoodles: ya I guess the author was just being lazy
Mentiras: MER TO THAT!
At Ironforge
Piemaniac: hey guys there is drag
Drag is partially blocked from sight by a NELF
Barney: LET'S GET HIM!
The NELF leaves
You see drag in tights
Krystinkae: OH….MY…GOD!
Barney: HOLY BLEEP
Duckydoodles: BEAT THE IMAGES OUT OF MY MIND IT BURNS AHHHHHHH
Piemaniac: RETREAT TO THUNDERBLUFF RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
Mentiras: -.-
Duckydoodles: -.-
Barney: -.-
Teras: -.-
Cennas: -.-
The Random Rock: BARK!
Piemaniac: WAIT DID THAT ROCK JUST BARK!?!?!?!?!
Duckydoodles: OMG I JUST REALIZED DRAG IS WEARING TIGHTS!!!!!!!!!
Teras: ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT A DWARF NORMALLY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Cennas: ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AGAIN!!!!!!!
The Random Rock: I say we Bursts into song DECK THE DWARF WITH GASOLINE FALALALALA LIGHT A MATCH AND LET IT GLEAM
Everyone: FALALALALA
Random Rock: WATCH DRAG BURN DOWN TO ASHES
Everyone: FALALALALA
Random Rock: NOW ARNT YOU GLAD WE PLAYED WITH MATCHES
Everyone: FALALALALALALA
Music stops
Dragonpiie: WHY DOES THIS FREAKIN ROCK HATE ME!!!!!!
Piemaniac: I think its cuz u turned its brother into a sharpening stone
Dragonpiie: that would explain it
Piemaniac: yup
Mentiras: DRAG IS WEARING TIGHTS!!!!!!
Everyone dies
Tights some how come to life and runs away with the Random Rock into the bottom of the loch
!!!!!!!!!!ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!
But are the tights over……evil music plays
Authors Notes
Ok thanks ShadowDragon but the force feeding them coffee thing was a good idea oh well maybe some other day and ducky… just whisper clown in game and ask him if he is shadowDragon
And just as a not sometimes after I say it's over ill type something really small like I did in this