Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.
"Boa-chan" Sanji sang behind the snake princess as she ogled lovingly towards Luffy.
Sanji danced around from behind her and stood beside her chanting "Boa-chwan" in hopes that she would turn and look his way with those beautiful enchanting eyes.
Her gaze was fixated on Luffy still - Sanji's efforts gone unnoticed – her hands were resting on her right cheek. "Luffy-san." She whispered tenderly.
"Snake princess-chan?" He followed her gaze, though he didn't need to, he knew full well who she was looking at. Sanji skipped off in a storm of pink dust and when he came back he presented a delectable snack for Boa.
"Here my queen." He bowed, "I made a snack for you!" He looked up again; his eyes love hearts and a hopeful grin spreading across his face.
But still she did not turn to him, instead her eyes sparkled more as she contently watched Luffy helping Usopp with a new gadget of his.
Sanji stared at his Captain, his head fuming.
Luffy could smell the desert that Sanji had made and turned in his direction, a look of yearning on his face as he drooled. He then stretched his arm out to take the snack from the small plate Sanji was holding.
Sanji hit Luffys hand and started yelling at him "this is for the beautiful Boa-chan NOT for you!"
He then turned to smile at the princess who had finally noticed his presence; her glare was that of the devil, flames flicking around her figure.
The next thing Sanji knew, a foot with a beautiful pedicure smacked him in the face and he was sent flying.
I wanted to write a short funny story between Boa and Sanji, since I couldn't imagine them as a couple I decided to do something completely characteristic of all three. This I could honestly see happening and so I thought I would write it and post it here. Hoping that you all loved it ^_^