Kidnap mr. Sandy Claws?
"Kidnarp mr. Sandy claws?"Sakura asked.
"I wanna do it!!"Naruto said.
"Let's draw straws!!"Sasuke suggested.
"Lalalalalala...!!"Sakura said.
"Kidnap
the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and
then
Turn off all the lights!!"They all said together.
"First,
we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When
he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the
gate!!"Sakura said.
"Wait!
I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's
pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him
up!!"Naruto said.
"Kidnap
the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks!!"They all said together.
"Then
Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then!!"Naruto
said.
"He'll
be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare!!"Sasuke
said.
"I
say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock
three times and when he anwers
Sandy Claws will be no
more!!"Sasuke said.
"You're
so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may
lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and
green!!"Sakura said,hitting Sasuke in the back of his head with
a book.
"Kidnap
the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then
see if he is sad!!"They all said together.
"'Cus
Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie
list, I'd get out of town!!"They said.
"He'll
be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I
bet!!"Naruto said.
"Perhaps
he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider
stew
Ummm!!"Sakura said.
"We're
his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our
best to please him
And stay on his good side!!"They said.
"I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!!"Sakura said.
"I'm not the dumb one!!You're no fun!!"Naruto said.
"Shut up!!"Sakrua said.
"Make me!!"Naruto said.
"I've
got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll
send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now,
in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiousity
Entices him
to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three!!"Sakura
said,making a hand sign.
"Kidnap
the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years,
see what makes him tick!!"Naruto said.
"Kidnap
the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to
get his kicks!!"Sasuke said.
"Kidnap
the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then
throw away the key
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will
see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
Lalala..."They all finsihed together.