A new season is here. That means I can make fun of some new people! And that means two hand picked people can get toughened up! Sorry I havn't done anything in while, I have been moving to Korea.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Power Rangers MegaForce!


Noah and Gia went to an arcade together, "OKAY NOAH! WHAT ARE WE DOIN' HERE?!" Gia screamed at the top of her lungs as they went into the arcade.

"SHUT UP WOMAN! I WANT YOU HERE TA PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH MEH!" Noah yelled back at Gia as he got in her face.

"NO, YOU STUPID NERD! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART!" Gia yelled in Noah's face as she pointed her index finger at him.

"EVERYTHINGY I KNOW I GET FROM VIDEO GAMES!" Noah yelled as he pushed Gia in her right shoulder.

"YOU NERD!" Gia screamed as she slapped Noah in the face.

Noah looked around, "YOU IDIOT! PEOPLE ARE STARTIN' TA LOOK AT US KINDA FUNNY!" Noah screamed as he slapped Gia back in the face!

"DAT'S IT!" Gia yelled as she ran outside, picked up a metal rod, ran back into the arcade, and started beating Noah with it!

"OW! STOP DAT YA STUPID WOMAN!" Noah yelled as he picked up an arcade game and threw it at Gia, but luckily Noah missed her.

"WATCH WHERE YER THROWING STUFF YA MORON!" Gia yelled as she did a flying kick right in Noah's face!

Noah fell to the ground, "OOOWWWWW! DON'T KICK MEH FACE AGAIN! YOU COULDA BROKE MEH GLASSES!" Noah screamed as he qucikly got back up off the ground.

"YOU NERD!"

"IS DAT DA ONLY WORD YA KNOW WOMAN?" Noah screamed as he slapped Gia in the face again.

"AT LEAST I KNOW REAL WORDS UNLIKE YER STUPID MIND, YA NERD!" Gia yelled as she stomped on Noah's right foot.

Then all of a sudden two cops came into the arcade, "Okay, what's going on here?" One of the Officers asked in a very stern voice.

"WUT DO YA WANT, YA MORON?!" Noah screamed as walked up to the cop.

"We got a call over here because two people, a man and a woman, were tearing up everything here... And it looks like that person was right." the Officer replied as he pulled out a pair of hand-cuffs.

"WAIT A MOMENT! ARE YA ARRESTIN' US?!" Noah screamed as he pointed his index finger at the Officer.

"Face the wall with your hands on it." The Officer said coldly.

"DON'T WORRY GIA I KNOW HOW TA GET OUTTA DIS MESS!" Noah screamed as he looked over at Gia.

Gia just rolled her eyes.

"JERK. ANYWAY COPS, I KNOW HOW TA SING JUSTIN BIEBER'S MOST FAMOUS SONG BABY!" Noah screamed as he poked the Officer in the left shoulder.

"Like I care?" The Officer said as he smacked Noah's hand away.

"JUST WHO DA YA THINK YA ARE?!" Noah screamed as he got in the Officer's face.

"DAT'S IT! I'M JI AND DIS IS MEH SIDEKICK KEVIN!" The Officer exclaimed as he jumped on Noah and started punching him in the face!


THE END!