Here's a new story. Got the idea from a fake episode idea that was supposed to be the last episode of Ed Edd n Eddy. Remember three reviews means another chapter!
All Good Things Must Come To An Ed
Prologue: It begins
"Step right up folks and be the first one on your block to drive your very own sports car!" Eddy shouted into a megaphone with zeal, motioning to a red sportscar that was parked beside him.
Edd walked over to Eddy, nervous expression plastered all over his face. "I know you gained possession of your brother's sports car when you turned fourteen last month, but don't you think this scam is a tad silly?"
Eddy rose an eyebrow. "So, what's your point?" He questioned, dropping the megaphone to waist level. "It's my car now and I can do whatever I want with it! Besides, it took us six hours to get it out the house."
Edd shook his head, uttering a sigh before pacing over to the car; inspecting it yet again like he'd done sometime earlier.
"Cool!" Ed exclaimed, opening the driver side door. "Can I drive?" He propped himself into the driver's side seat, making various engine noises with his tongue.
Eddy chuckled slightly, recalling he'd placed the keys into his back pocket. "Get out of the car burr-head, paying customers will be showing up any minute!"
"Hello Ed boys!" Rolf greeted, approaching the trio. "What is this contraption you have placed in the street? Rolf has never seen such things since he drove his giant weiner to the market!"
Eddy and Edd shot the foreigner questioning stares, witnessing him study the car intensely.
After some moments had passed, Eddy decided to speak up. "So, you wanna take it for a spin stretch? Fifty-cents for five minutes - don't come cheaper than that!"
"Rolf is, how you say, intruiged by this ride! Rolf shall give it a go after he inspects its wonders some more." Rolf continued to study the car some more while Ed proceeded to get out.
Ed frowned. "Come on Eddy, can't I drive the car?" He whined.
"Ed!" Sarah yelled, pacing up to her elder sibling accompanied by Jimmy. "Jimmy and I need you to-" Sarah abruptly stopped after seeing the four standing near the ride.
"Beat it squirt!" Eddy hissed, "Ed's working right now, so unless you plan on riding, get out of here!"
Jimmy eyed the car for a minute before turning to Sarah. "Come on Sarah, let's stay and ride it. Who knows? It may be fun!"
"You need to quit talking so much Jimmy." Sarah huffed, "But, seeing as how you're staying, I might as well."
Eddy smirked devilishly, seeing the customers that had just came. "Alright then, everyone get in one of those-"
"Whoo hoo! Feel the wind Plank!"
Everyone's eyes widened after witnessing Jonny take off in the sports car at a high speed.
"How did he manage to get in the car, let alone drive it with no one seeing him!" Edd outbursted in surprise.
Eddy reached for his back pocket. "No flipping way, the keys are still in my back pocket!"
"Maybe he made use of a bobby pin.' Ed said, placing a finger under his chin.
The five glanced at Ed bewilderedly, having heard him speak in an intelligent manner.
"Don't even joke like that Ed." Eddy plainly spoke.
Nazz walked up to the group. "Hey guys, what's going on?" She asked.
Edd glanced at her, and couldn't help but chuckle to himself. It had been two years since they had gotten over being uncomfortable around Nazz.
"Nothing much, except seeing Jonny carjack Eddy's brother's sportscar." Edd said, motioning to the red car speeding around the streets.
Nazz switched her gaze towards the car. "Jonny looks like he's going to crash that car at any minute." She said.
Ed walked over to Eddy, swiveling his head towards the car. "Eddy, is the ride supposed to crash into Kevin's garage?"
Eddy felt his heart skip a beat. If Jonny crashed his car into Kevin's garage, then he'd be the one at fault! He tugged on Ed's jacket, pulling him down to his face.
"What are we supposed to do!?!" Eddy nervously shouted.
Ed blinked. "Go get some ice cream?" He asked in a suggesting, yet dumb tone.
Before anyone could say anything else, Jonny lost control of the car, which made loud screeching noises as it randomly drove around before hitting Kevin's garage dead on.
"That was awesome Plank!" Jonny exclaimed after having rolled out of the car at the last minute. "Too bad we won't get to do it again!"
Everyone rushed over to Jonny's position, Eddy being the first one to say something about Jonny's little joyride.
"Jonny you idiot!" Eddy scoffed, glowering at the boy, "First of all, you have to pay to drive the car, and you break it you buy it! I want my eight-hundred dollars up front baldy!"
Jonny shot Eddy a confused stare as he began to hyperventalte. "No can do Eddy, me and Plank are flat broke!"
"Calm down Eddy, remember what those anger management classes taught you." Eddy said from behind his clenched teeth while slapping his forehead.
Edd thoroughly glanced at the car that was now stuck in the garage door. "Well Eddy, at the very least the car, nor Kevin's garage-"
Just as Edd prepared to finish his sentence, the car fell into the garage before promptly exploding for no apparent reason. Everybody's jaws drooped at the sight of Kevin's garage being burnt to the ground.
"Thanks for jinxing it up Double D, now I'm dead thanks to you!" Eddy shouted, feeling himself swallow his heart.
Sarah glanced at the flames in awe. "Whoah, you're so dead Eddy!" She chuckled.
Rolf blinked. "Rolf is, how you say, lost of words!"
Nazz approached Eddy, placing a consoling hand on his shoulder as he began to sulk. "Don't sweat it dude, I'm sure Kevin will understand."
"You mean after he beats the living stuffing out of Eddy!" Jimmy nervously shouted, slowly moving from behind Sarah.
Jonny scratched his head, still baffled at what had just happened. "I don't get it Plank, what do you mean this still woulda happened anyways?"
"You mean Eddy was gunna have an unlucky day today!?!" Ed gasped. "Quick Eddy, tell me, was it in a fortune cookie?"
Edd rose an eyebrow. "Ed, try to stay on the same page here; okay?"
"Why is it that everything bad always happens to me!?!" Eddy yelled to the sky.
Sarah came to a sudden realization. "Wait, wasn't Kevin's dad supposed to ship out all those jawbreakers in the garage?"
Eddy could already begin to feel the pain he'd have to deal with later.
"Jeepers, that gives Kevin all the more reasons to piledrive Eddy till there's nothing left of him!" Jimmy exclaimed.
"Crap! Now I have to make a will this time!?!" Eddy shouted, picking up a nearby rock and tossing it into a tree; causing a squirrel to drop moments later.
Edd folded his arms. "Well, apologizing certainly won't help - Kevin may take it that Eddy's rubbing in the fact his dad's fired."
"Well three-haired Ed boy, it was nice knowing you." Rolf said gravely.
Ed walked towards Eddy. "Do not worry friend, you can always leave me your mirror ball!"
Everyone glowered at the dumb Ed, who forced out a nervous chuckle in response. Eddy merely sneered at the boy before punching him square in the jaw, knocking him onto the ground.
Nazz glanced at the remains of the garage before glancing at Eddy. "Don't sweat it Eddy, maybe Kev's dad will find a new job." She spoke in a comforting tone.
"Yeah, after he kills me." Eddy sighed.
"Plank says if he were you, he'd rush home to get his stuff and catch the first bus outta town!" Jonny laughed, turning towards Eddy.
Eddy pointed a menacing finger at the boy. "Why should I have to run away big head!?! It's your fault the car crashed into the garage, so you should be the one getting his scrawny butt outta town!"
Jonny frantically rolled his eyes around for an excuse to get away from the group. "Well as much as me and Plank would love to camp out in the woods, we gotta uhh, go home and brush our teeth!"
"Hey! You loser, get back here!"
Unfortunately, Eddy's various death threats and insults that ensued moments later had no effect; Jonny had already retreated inside his house.
"Well, as much fun as Rolf has had Ed boys, Rolf must return home and feed his animals!...Coming Nana!" Rolf immediately rushed towards his backyard, where he'd be out of earshot.
"Okay, this was boring. Ed, come on so you can set up me and Jimmy's picnic!" Sarah barked, motioning for her older sibling to follow.
Ed nervously twiddled his fingers, glancing at both Edd and Eddy before glancing at Sarah. "I am coming Sarah! Have mercy on me deframed sibling!"
Ed ran towards Jimmy, lifting him up as he sprinted towards Sarah.
"Sorry I can't stay dudes, I'm getting late for my nail appointment." Nazz slowly walked down the sidewalk, and out of the Cul-de-sac.
Eddy glanced around. "I don't believe it!" He yelled, "Everyone left me to die!"
Edd sighed, letting an audible fake cough to gain Eddy's attention. "There's still me Eddy, and as long as I'm around I will ensure your well being - eventhough I wouldn't personally mind seeing you get your brain handed to you."
"What did you say!?!" Eddy spat, quickly spinning around to face Edd.
"Nothing Eddy, but at any rate we'd best be going to your house." Edd paced off toward's Eddy's house, but stopped after noticing Eddy hadn't moved. "Are you coming Eddy?"
"Yeah." Eddy grumbled, slowly dragging his feet along the ground as he followed behind Edd.
"Come on sockhead, I'm considering starting my will for crying out loud!"
Edd emerged from Eddy's kitchen, holding two bowls of ice cream. He placed one on the table where Eddy was sitting, and handed the other one to the boy who reluctantly accepted it.
"Ice cream?" Eddy questioned as Edd handed him a spoon. "Are we going to give it to Kevin or something?"
Edd propped himself into a chair before proceeding to dig his spoon into the ice cream. "No Eddy, I'm hoping the ice cream will calm you down to where we can calmly discuss my plan."
"Like that psychology garbage you're always talking about?" Eddy asked after swallowing a spoonful of ice cream.
Edd rose his ice cream filled spoon out of the bowl. "It's not garbage Eddy," He said before placing the spoon in his mouth. "now tell me, do you feel better already?"
"Yeah, I guess so." Eddy said, blinking before he paused to think.
Edd placed his spoon back into the bowl, so as to clasp his hands together. "Excellent, now if you'll follow me-"
"Wait!" Eddy interrupted, "We're just going to leave perfectly good ice cream unfinished?"
Edd blinked. "Oh, all right." He said, returning to his seat.
The two hurriedly finished their ice cream, placing their now empty bowls into the sink before heading upstairs to Eddy's room. Eddy immediately propped himself onto his bed, while Edd pulled out his laptop and headed over towards a nearby desk.
"Let me get this straight, you're going to on the internet and search up some hi-tech answer to my problem?" Eddy asked, glancing over at Edd.
Edd peered over his shoulder momentarily before setting his eyes back on his laptop. "Not exactly Eddy," He said while turning on the laptop. "I propose we send him an apologetic e-mail so as to avoid unessecary physical altercations."
"How's that going to help? Knowing shovel chin, he'll send a death threat reply and show up to kill me sometime later!" Eddy fell back onto his bed. "I'm doomed!" He cried.
"Thankfully, it's safe to say you don't know that for sure." Edd spoke while performing various actions on his laptop. "Who knows? Perhaps Kevin won't unload his anger on you this time."
"Don't even joke about that Double D, you and I both know how shovel chin is!"
Edd sighed. "Be that as it may, the solution is still worth a try."
"Screw this!" Eddy yelled, getting up from the bed and proceeding to exit the room, "We know shovel chin's going to try to kill me, so I'm taking up that Second Ammendment crap that geezer flapped about!"
Edd gasped. "The right to bear arms!?!"
"Oh yeah," Eddy said, turning towards Edd as he opened the door, "that's the one!"
"Wait!" Edd called, rushing after Eddy, "Surely you jest!"
Eddy opened the door to another room across the hallway. "I thought I told you I never kid sockhead," He glanced at the boy after entering the room before promptly shutting the door.
Edd proceeded to bang on the door. "This isn't funny Eddy! You and I both know there's a better solution than fighting back!"
In the room, Eddy shoved a BB gun into his back pocket. "Shutup sockhead!" He scoffed. "Kevin needs to be taught a lesson in pain!"
"That's true, I'll give you that, but take a moment to go over what could happen!" Edd huffed.
Eddy stuffed a frying pan into the back of his pants. "I already thought about it sockhead!" He scoffed. "The only way I'll reconsider is if you were to somehow knock me around the place!"
Edd couldn't help but chortle to himself. Eddy had forgotten, or rather nulled the fact that he'd taken karate lessons last summer. It was mainly on a dare, but he wanted to prove to everyone he wasn't a wimp.
"Alright then, shouldn't be too much of a problem." Edd said, cracking his knuckles.
Eddy laughed. "You're a total wimp! You can't take me!" He taunted.
Edd smirked. "Really now? You're certain you'll be able to keep your word?"
"Heck yeah, sockhead, bring it!" Eddy yelled, picking up a stool and grabbing a chair.
Edd leapt back as the door swung open without warning, and Eddy appeared out of the doorway sometime later. Eddy force fully threw the chair at Edd, who simply side-stepped onto the hall railings before flipping off it and landing on his feet.
"So you can do some Jackie Chan stuff," Eddy huffed, "doesn't mean I still can't kick your butt!"
Eddy grasped the wooden stool with both hands and sprinted towards Double D. He swung at the boy, but Edd side-stepped again and swept Eddy off his feet with a roundhouse kick.
"Still think I'm a wimp?" Edd taunted.
Eddy grunted while he slowly managed to rise to his feet. "Crap," He spat, rubbing his back with his left hand, "that actually hurt!"
Eddy merely shrugged the pain off, regrasping the stool with both hands before swinging it at Edd who stood idle nearby. Edd jumped just before the stool collided with him, and landed on it as he came back down. Eddy saw this as a chance to hit Edd with a quick right jab, but Edd caught his arm and hit him in the stomach with a hard palm strike.
Edd smirked at the sight of Eddy keeled over on the ground, clutching his stomach in pain. Eddy slapped the ground, taking hold of the stool as he rose to his feet once again.
"That's it man, now it's my turn to kick you 'round the block!" Eddy thrusted the stool at Edd, but the sockhatted boy managed to flip off it, then kick it to the ceiling with a fierce strike of his foot.
Eddy gasped, taking in that Edd had knocked his weapon out of his hands and forced it to the ceiling where it broke. Both he and Edd managed to grab a leg of the broken stool as the pieces fell to the ground, holding them as they would swords.
Edd chortled. "Considered defeat?" He taunted.
Eddy groweled. "You wish!" He fiercely spat.
Again, Eddy made the first move and sprinted towards Edd, forcing them to lock up. Now, Eddy had forced them into a shoving match - the stronger one would force the other down. Naturally, Eddy won, but Edd managed to spring back to his feet without touching the ground! He swung at Eddy, who managed to deflect the blow and whack him over the head.
"Well, that's the first successful blow you've landed so far." Edd chuckled.
Eddy sneered at Edd. "Shutup!" He scoffed.
Eddy ran over towards Edd, jumping off a wall so as to spin in midair before swinging the leg at Edd. Edd ducked the side blow to his head, and smacked Eddy onto the ground before he could land on his feet.
Edd attempted to stomp Eddy while he was on the ground, but Eddy rolled over and quickly rose to his feet. He attempted to land another blow on Edd, but found himself yelling in pain as Edd smacked the leg out of his hand.
"This sucks, I'm supposed to win!" Eddy yelled, rubbing his now sore hand.
Eddy grunted, pulling the BB gun out of his side pocket. He pointed the gun at Edd, motioning for him to drop the leg. Edd spun the leg around, hastily dropping it before smacking the gun out of Eddy's grasp and catching it in midair.
"Look who's on top of the game." Edd lightly chuckled, pointing the gun at Eddy.
Eddy immediately took out his frying pan. "You little tramp!" He spat, forcefully smacking the gun out of Edd's hand. Edd hissed in pain for a few moments, which Eddy took advantage of in hopes of knocking him around.
Edd grasped hold of the frying pan while he leaned to the side. "Just so you know, I'd no intentions of using the gun." He tugged on the pan, spinning Eddy around to face him. Edd tugged on the frying pan once more, causing Eddy to fall forward. He struck the back of Eddy's head with his leg, before sending him crashing onto a wall near the stairs with a swift knee strike.
Eddy grunted after sliding onto the floor, but quickly rose up and sprinted towards Edd. Everything seemed to take place in slow motion as Eddy hurled his fist towards Edd, who nimbly leapt onto his arm and flip kicked him back onto the wall; this time, however, he tumbled down the stairs after sliding down.
Edd hopped onto the rail, crouching before jumping down to where Eddy had landed. The two began to circle each other after Eddy had managed to get up. They both threw punches at each other at the same time, however their fists collided and the two began to yell in pain.
"Aww dang it!" Eddy hissed, shaking his sore hand.
"That really hurt." Edd muttered, rubbing his fist.
The two shook the pain off, sprinting towards each other, but intstead ran past one another. They both looked around in confusion before turning around a refocusing on the fight.
Both Eddy and Edd leapt up, attempting to land a kick, but their feet collided and the force of the blows bounced them away from each other. Edd was able to rebound in midair and land on his feet, while Eddy crashed onto the ground.
"I don't believe this." Eddy said to himself while he struggled to get up.
Edd smirked. "I don't either."
"Shutup!" Eddy fiercely spat.
Edd immediately rushed towards Eddy, punching him in the gut, then smacking him backwards with a backhand blow. He then slid behind Eddy, elbowing him in the back before kicking him into the kitchen.
Eddy landed on the table, sending various things flying left and right as he slid off the surface. Edd rushed into the kitchen just as Eddy grabbed a nearby chair, quickly ducking as the chair was sent flying his way. The chair knocked things off a nearby counter before it impacted on a wall above the sink; at which point it immediately broke.
Edd waved his finger at Eddy in a taunting manner, causing Eddy to hop onto the table and rush towards Edd. Edd manage to catch Eddy as he jumped off the table, and Judo flipped him over a counter.
"Okay, that's it!" Eddy roared, pulling out two knives from a knife holder set he'd knocked onto the floor, "I'm going to fricking rip you a new one!"
Edd sighed. "If you say so." He grabbed a frying pan that rested on the stove, managing to dodge a thrust of Eddy's knife before hopping onto the counter and banging him over the head with it.
"Alright boys, what the hell!?!" Eddy's dad's low pitched voice barked as he walked into the room.
Eddy clutched his head in pain as he slowly got up. "Edd's just hating on me because I've got the guts to beat the tar out of Kevin!"
"Now Eddy, you know it isn't like that!" Edd huffed. "You were planning to fight Kevin bearing arms!"
Eddy's tall, bulky figured father folded his arms. "Edd, if Eddy wants to play with Kevin, it's his business." He plainly stated.
Edd glowered at Eddy, who stuck his tongue out at him.
"Well I'd best be going boys," Eddy's dad said, proceeding to head out of the kitchen, "the big game's coming on in about five minutes. Oh, and if you two are going to roughhouse in here, you're cleaning up your own blood - well at least till your mother gets home Eddy."
The two watched as Eddy's dad walked down the hallway, turning right before disappearing into another room.
Edd blinked. "Your dad seems like the type to not care what you do."
"Well yeah, until my mom gets home that is." Eddy said, "Then, he just agrees with everything she says."
"So, still think I can't take you on?" Edd taunted.
Eddy huffed. "You know what, shutup about that crap!"
Edd continued to pester Eddy with various braggings about how badly he'd knocked him around.
Kevin returned to his house sometime later that day, to find out that his garage had burned to the ground. His eyes widened, jaw drooped at the sight of the charred rubble that was once his garage.
He immediately got off his bike, hastily making his way up his driveway. "Oh man, this can't-" Kevin cut himself off, shocked at the fact that his dad would now be fired from his job because of all the boxes of jawbreakers reduced to ash. He walked around the garage, thoroughly inspecting what had been burnt in the fire. It was painfully clear not one thing was spared - everything contained in the garage was either burnt to ash, or burnt to the point where it was unusable.
"That's it, no more of this!" He yelled, "I swear I'll make sure you'll need to be wheeled around everywhere after I get through with you, dork!!"
Okay, I'll be the first to admit things moved along kind of slow in this chapter, but keep in mind it is the first. I'm hoping things will move along more smoothly, as I made this chapter out of two scenes. I know Double D using karate is out of character somewhat, but I hope I was able to make it fit in. Anyway, read & review.