Yeah another one-shot I tried to get it up on time for these reasons.
The superbowl is today.
Edward Elric birthday is today and it made me cry just thinking about it.
Yeah think about that people. I for one hate football and watching sports. Sorry plz don't shoot me. What do you guy's think of sports. Comment and review or PM. Also please check out my other fullmetal alchemist fic called: Fully Mental and also comment and review or PM. Also give me some tips on what I should do next for the chapter and on my next fan fic.
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'Ever since I came back to central everyone has been acting weird, and talking weird about something.' Ed thought as he was walking back to his and Al's dorm after eating whatever it was because no one can tell what the hell that cafeteria served. As Ed walked into the kitchen he saw Al was making lunch even after he just ate. Ed sniffed the air and recognized that smell. Al was over the stove making shrimp fried rice.
"Hey Al have you noticed that ever since we came back from visiting winry, everyone has been acting weird." Ed asked.
"What do you mean by weird Nii-san?" Al asked puzzled
"Well… I don't know, but I think their drinking more and betting a lot, like who's going to win something like that." Ed tried to explain, but couldn't figure out.
"Do you think it's a fight, is the Colonel in it?" Al kept asking questions his brother couldn't answer.
"That lazy ass bastard, hardly." Ed laughed
"Nii-san you should have more respect for him he's your boss." Al scolded
"Yeah just wait Al." Ed groaned
Ed and Al headed down to the lobby where people were drinking and yelling. "Oh, Colonel." Al spoke as he saw him, and his team and other soldiers.
"Oi, Edward-chan, Al-chan." Colonel Mustang said in a buzzed state.
"Oui, drunky, hope an adults is supervising you people." Ed rudely said.
"Don't worry I have been watching them." Hawkeye said bored.
" why is everyone acting like this?" Alphonse asked out of his and Ed's curiosity.
"Oh, They always act like this when Football playoffs start and the superbowl." Hawkeye said monochromly,Like it has happened before.
"So this has happened a lot?" Ed asked surprised to see his boss and coworkers act like this.
"I am afraid so." Hawkeye said embarrassed by their behavior.
"Shh…It's on!" Breda yelled to everyone.
Everyone crowded around the T.V. almost trampling Ed to death.
"TOUCHDOWN!" They all cheered.
"What? What's a touchdown, what are you guy's watching?!" Ed yelled confused.
"It's called Football, Ed."Falman said.
Ed and Al looked at the T.V. and both looked dumbfounded at what they were watching.
"What is with the face Fullmetal." The Colonel said smugly.
"That. Ed pointed to the flat screen. "Is not futbol."
"What are you talking about?" They all said.
"They are using their hands and playing with the wrong kinda ball." Ed explained.
"Yeah Football as in 'the Amestrian pass time'." Mustang said sarcastically.
"No, Futbol, with the ball, it has the black and white checkers on it, you kick it with your feet." Ed was getting frustrated.
"Oh, you mean soccer." Fuery suggested.
"What's soccer?" Ed and Al asked.
Everyone in the room started saying of how it was unmanly not knowing what Football is.
"What. The. Hell. Is. FOOTBALL!" Ed yelled
"Crickets way better than fucking Football."Ed said venomously.