Royals Parody
EB: it was just a stupid game.
TG: now we're stuck in this place
TG: there's no irony
TT: The trolls are interesting
GG: although, Karkat's kind mean
GG: but in a good way(i guess?)
And everybody's like
What the fuck
Nevermind it's just Vriska
What is Gamzee doing with a lighter?
And Jade is there
Furry ears, tail and all
And Aradia's
Floating over frog temple omg
This is the best day of Rose's life
I'll tell you why
Kanaya's kissing her in her sleep
And Nepeta ships it(ships it)
Like Sol and his mind honey
Eridan's throwing a fit
Feferi's a fucking bitch
Equius needs a towel(towel)
He saw some weird-ass pony porn
And there are no rules(no rules, no rules, no rules)
When you live on Alternia
CG: LYING SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
TA: Thii2 ii2 2uch a poiintle22 2ong
TC: MiRaClEs :o)
AT: uH, iM NOT SURE, hOW THIS WORKS,
CA: kar fill buckets wwith me
CG: FUCK NO
GC: H3 H3 H3
And on earth we got
Wayward Vagabond scribbling on the walls
Doomed timelines and too many Dave's dying
And Troll Will Smith
Is a genius(At least in Karkles' mind)
In the club we got
Karkat, Sollux, Equius, Kanaya
Tavros, hoshit Gamzee is on fire
We don't care
This ain't a red rom quadrant affair
And we'll never be alive(alive)
Gamzee's killing everyone
KK has a lot of shit on his plate
And has no time for Rezi's hate
Dave was never cooler(cooler)
'Xcept for his Bro of course
And John's a dork(a dork, a dork, a dork)
We're gonna die by meteors
Ooh ooh oh
CC: GLUB GLUB GLUB, GLUB GLUB
AA: and the ap0calypse is c0ming
Ooh ooh oh
CT: D- I really need a towel
AC: :33 *ac wants karkitty to be purr mat33sprit*
These guys are ruining the song(song)
Karkat's really sick of this shit
He's pulling out his sickles
And where the hell is Kanaya
Tavros is crying(crying)
Gog damnit Vriska stop it
And Fef would rule(would rule, would rule, would rule)
Were her planet not on fire
Thanks Gamzee.