A/N: Phew wee, it's been a while! HI GUYS! I'm so sorry it's been so freaking long. I've been...busy. Doing...stuff. And recently I've been REALLY excited about a LOT of movies coming out, including Disney's next hit, Frozen! So I whipped up this Anna/Kristoff one-shot as a warmup for writing...History homework? Not quite sure how that one started. Anyway, I hope you guys like it. I took a LOT of creative license, and based most of the dialogue and personality off of what I could get from the concept art and synopsis for the film. Enjoy it anyways!
"Face it, Kristoff, we're lost. We've been lost for hours."
The burly mountain man scoffed at the princess's comment.
"We are not lost, Anna. I've been down this trail a million times." he turned around and crossed his arms. "And even if we were lost, it would be your fault. You were the one who just had to squeal at those lovely icicles and cause an avalance," he jabbed sarcastically. Anna pouted, crossing her arms as well.
"It wasn't my fault, you oaf! It was Sven's!" she pointed to the kooky one-antlered reindeer. Kristoff rolled his eyes.
"Right, it was Sven's fault. Let's just blame the reindeer. That always works."
Anna's blue eyes suddenly flared with anger, and Kristoff knew he had pushed the wrong button. She raised an eyebrow and elegantly twirled a braid. He wished she wasn't so darn pretty and smart. It would be easier to be mad at her that way.
"Alright, mountain man Dan. Since you're so sure of where you're going, which way is north, hm?" Anna gestured with her hands to the barren landscape around them. Out of the corner of his eye, Kristoff saw Olaf smother a laugh.
He turned around slowly and looked all around him. He hated to admit it, but it would be pretty hard to not be lost here.
"There," he said, pointing in a random direction. "That's north."
Anna raised an eyebrow again. "How are you so sure?"
"This glacier is pointing north, which tells me that this is, indeed, north," Kristoff said without missing a beat. Anna huffed. A tuft of blond hair floated on her face for a second.
"Fine then," she said. "Lead the way."
Kristoff gave a smug smile, pulled the princess's hood up, and started trekking in the direction that definitely wasn't north to find a queen that definitely wasn't good.