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A/N: AU story about the group. Not cannon. Mature themed. This could be a one shot or more depending on what readers want.
"Do you remember when we were at the quarry?" Andrea asked as she poured schnapps into her plastic cup. The liquor had been following free after their last run.
Carol nodded, silently.
"Remember the day with Jacqui." Andrea nudged her. "Before Ed cam down and ruined things."
Carol arched an eyebrow in question.
"You said you missed your vibrator." Andrea grinned and Carol smiled.
Michonne smiled. "I sure do miss mine."
Karen grinned, widely from her spot on the common room's floor.
Maggie smirked. "Carol. Shit…a vibrator that's impressive."
Beth sitting beside her sister listened with wide-eyed interest still on her first cup of liquor.
"Still do." Carol laughed as she refilled her cup with schnapps. "This is really sweet."
Michonne laughed. "You should try the rum. It is worse. Reminds of my hangover in college."
Karen pulled her knees up to chin, resting her schnapps on her knee. "Mmmm. Me too. We mixed ginger ale and schnapps. Drank ourselves sick."
"Gross." Maggie wrinkled her nose. "Lets get back to vibrators. Did you have more than one Carol?" Maggie wiggled her eyebrows.
Carol snorted. "One was hard enough to hide from Ed. Let alone two of them."
"I had a couple." Michonne said as she took a swig of the Malibu. "Bunnies."
"Bunnies?" Beth looked at her, confusion etched on her face.
Andrea smirked. "The Rabbit."
"I don't get it." Beth said as the others broke into laughter.
Maggie wiped tears the tears from her eyes as she elbowed her little sister in the ribs. "Bethie, the Rabbit was a popular type of vibrator. It was on that show Sex and the City."
"Why did they call it a rabbit?" Beth asked. "Was it furry?"
Karen spit her drink out all over Sasha.
"She's a virgin." Maggie said as she wrapped her arm around her little sister.
"It was called a Rabbit because it has bunny ears." Michonne explained.
Karen covered her mouth with her hand to stop her laughter, as Beth looked completely perplexed.
Carol shook her head. "Beth, honey have you ever seen a vibrator?"
Beth shook her head.
Carol nodded. "You know what they are for right?"
Beth nodded, again. "Kind of."
Carol crawled across the floor as standing and walking was probably not the best option right now. She reached for the brown box by the door.
"So help me Carol if you pull a vibrator out of our vegetable box, I am going to kick your ass for holding out on me." Andrea said.
Carol grinned at her over her shoulder before pulling out a cucumber.
Beth's eyes widened as Carol rejoined the circle.
"Men should be so lucky." Michonne snorted as Carol waved the cucumber.
Carol giggled.
Andrea made a grab for the cucumber almost tackling Carol.
Carol playfully bobbed her in the head. "No. We are going to teach Beth. About sex."
Andrea grinned. "This is gonna be so fun."
Carol bobbed her again in head. "No making fun."
"Ow." Andrea rubbed her head.
"Beth, this cucumber is going to represent a part of the male anatomy we are all familiar with." Carol started her face solemn.
Beth scooted closer.
"Where are the balls?" Karen snorted.
"I hate balls." Andrea groused.
Michonne started laughing.
"What please like you like them?" Andrea snorted. "They just hang there. Especially when men are older. They are all saggy and hanging out."
Beth's eyes widened.
"Don't scare her." Maggie admonished Andrea. "Baby that doesn't happen for a while. Andrea must have been dating grandpa."
"Whatever. Give me the rum." Andrea reached over Carol's lap.
"Topic!" Carol smacked her hand against the concrete to get their attention. "Ouch!"
Karen laughed. "Do you know what I hate?"
"What?" Beth asked, eager for more information.
"The sixty second man." Karen grimaced.
Andrea started laughing.
"Sixty seconds?" Beth asked.
"He's in. He's out. He scores." Michonne said, dryly. "But you don't."
Carol giggled.
"That is bad." Maggie replied her expression serious. "Really that fast?"
Karen nodded. "One thrust and that's all she wrote."
Michonne smirked. "I can top that."
"Yeah?" Karen looked doubtful as she sipped from her plastic cup.
"Okay. I was in college. It was before I met Terry. I really liked this guy from the law firm where I interned over the summer. He was really cute. We flirted all the time. So one night he asked me to come over and help him work on some stuff." Michonne said, giving them the backstory.
"Stuff?" Andrea giggled.
Michonne shook her head at her. "Yeah, well. I wanted to get busy to. So things were going really good. We are on the sofa and he going downtown…"
Beth put her hand up. "What is going downtown?"
"Oral sex." Karen grinned as Beth's face flooded with color.
"So…" Michonne continued. "He looks up at me after maybe about a minute and asks 'Is that enough?'"
"Bullshit." Karen said.
"Seriously…is that enough?" Maggie rolled her eyes. "Bastard."
Michonne shrugged. "Needless to say I knew I wasn't getting off that night."
"Most men don't know their way around a woman's body." Karen snorted. "I had one guy I swear he tried to lick off the skin down there. I was numb."
Carol doubled over in laughter.
Maggie rubbed her back. "Hey. Aren't we supposed to be teaching my little sister the good stuff? For when we come across a guy in her age range."
Carol wiped the tears from her eyes with the back of her hand. "Sorry. Back to the cucumber."
"It's not that big is it?" Beth asked. That cucumber that Carol was waving about was a good 12 inches.
"Only in every man's dreams." Andrea snorted.
"Most guys are only about half that." Karen replied.
Beth nodded.
"Back to the cucumber." Carol grinned. "You asked about the Rabbit. The vibrator is like the cucumber it has a long smooth shaft." Carol ran her hand along the length of the vegetable.
Andrea rolled over onto her stomach, her face in her hands as she watched Carol.
"In front of the shaft is a little object shaped like a bunny with a motor." Carol explained, wiggling two fingers like rabbit ears.
"Men don't have that part." Maggie smirked.
"You are seriously turning me on Carol." Andrea grinned.
Carol stuck her tongue out at her.
"Oh give it to me baby." Andrea teased.
Carol grinned. "You put the shaft part in and the rabbit rests on your clit."
"My clit?" Beth asked.
Sasha's eyes widened. "You do know where your clit is right?"
Michonne looked at Beth. "You know what your clit is right?"
"Yes." Beth hissed. "I just…I don't touch myself like that."
"Oh god…you are seriously missing out, sweetie." Karen said.
"Never?" Maggie said with a surprised expression.
"Do you?" Beth asked.
"All the time." Maggie admitted with a shrug. "Well maybe not so much now with Glenn. He is such a well trained boy." Maggie snickered.
"Carol?" Beth asked, turning to the other woman that saw as a surrogate older sister.
Carol nodded, blushingly a little.
"Really?" Beth expression was one of shock.
"I share a cell with Daryl." Carol said by way of explanation.
Karen snickered.
"Its very hard." Carol said.
"I bet it is." Andrea grinned, wolfishly. "You should check it out."
Carol face flushed pink.
"Come on, Carol." Andrea grinned. "The two of you alone in that cell. Night after night?"
Carol groaned, laying on her back on the cool concrete floor. "It's horrid. He is so hot." Carol waved her hand in front of her face. "God…it is unbearable."
Michonne laughed. She nudged Carol's prone form with her foot. "So school him, teacher."
Carol giggled.
"It is obvious there is something between you two." Maggie said as she leaned back to stretch out her legs.
"Tension." Andrea smirked.
"Daryl is like a skittish cat. " Carol groaned.
"Are you afraid of some bites and scratches?" Karen teased.
Carol giggled, again. "Mmmm…I would like to bite him. His ass is all juicy like an apple."
"Shit!" Maggie howled with laughter.
Sasha reached over and tugged on Carol's foot. "He looks at you. All. The. Time."
Carol rose up on her elbows. "Seriously?"
Sasha nodded.
"Oh God." Carol slid down again. "I wouldn't even know what to do with that."
Karen wrinkled her nose. "I would put that in the shower first."
Maggie giggled, picking up the schnapps bottle and taking a long swig.
"You just like the pretty boys." Andrea teased.
Karen blushed a little.
Michonne's eyes narrowed. She knew just what pretty boy that Andrea was talking about.
Maggie leaned down to look at Carol. "You all right?"
Carol looked up at her. "There are two of you."
Maggie grinned. "Really cause Glenn has a thing for twins."
Carol giggled.
Michonne sat her cup down. "I think we all better stop right now. Before we are any worse for the wear."
Andrea slowly stood, wobbling at bit. She put her hands out in front her when Karen reached out to help her. "I'm okay."
Karen grinned. "Yeah, well lets walk back together anyway." She slipped her arm around Andrea's waist.
Michonne reached down and pulled Carol up.
Carol stumbled into her a bit. "Thank you." She burped.
Michonne shook her head. "Come on let's get you tucked in quietly before the hunter returns from watch."
Carol nodded. "I like him soooo much."
Michonne nodded.
Carol looked up at Michonne with a serious expression on her face. "I really really really want to fuck him."
Maggie started giggling.
Michonne shook her head as she wrapped an arm around Carol's waist to support her.
Beth picked up the cucumber and studied it. She looked over at her sister. "Maggie?"
"Yeah?" Maggie turned around.
"How big do you think Merle's is?"
Maggie groaned. "Ugh! I don't want to think about Merle Dixon's penis, Bethie. Shit. I won't sleep all night." Maggie groused.
Beth bit her lower lip. "I bet it is big." She whispered under breath, tucking the cucumber under arm and following Maggie out of the room.
Rick, Glenn, Merle, and Daryl walked into the common room all white faced as they each registered the conversations they had heard coming in early from watch.