Patrick was so happy he was working at the Krusty Krab! He sat in the boat behind the register. It felt so right. Suddenly, the phone rang.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" the customer asked.
"No, this is Patrick." he politely said as he hung up. The phone rang again.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" They asked.
"No, this is Patrick!" he said annoyed, hanging up once again. The phone rang again.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" The customer asked once again.
"NO! THIS...IS...PATRICKKK
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This is Patrick!
This is Patrick!
This is Patrick!
This is Patrick!
This is Patrick!
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-ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah!" Patrick said as he hung up.
"Um, patrick." Spongebob said, walking up to the boat.
"What?!"
"Thats the name of the restaurant."
"Oh, okay." Patrick said as he went back to working his dream job.