Author's note: Just a little ditty I worked on: how the intros and endings to Faces of Evil and Wand of Gamelon (non-canon of course) would've played out if they weren't so damn cheesy!

Speaking of the intros and endings, the games itself just downright sucked. Now, on with the show!

P.S. I don't own the Legend of Zelda series, nor do I own the CD-I games.

Link: The Faces of Evil

Alternate Intro

Link sighed as he looked up at the sky while sitting in the courtyard with King Harkinian; the sky was bright blue, complete with fluffy white clouds that decorated it.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here." he said.

"But, Link, my boy, peace is what all true warriors strive for." the King replied.

The young boy sighed and was about to take a much needed siesta, when a strange man in purple on a magic carpet flew by to the Hyrule castle grounds. Upon arrival at the courtyard, the strange man, known as Gwonam, said, "Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai; it is written that the only one that can destroy him is Link."

The purple-clad man then told Link, "There is no time, you sword is enough for you to carry on your trip."

The young boy nodded, and boarded the magic carpet with Gwonam.

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En route to Koridai...

"Gwonam, what are those strange head-like statues on the island?" Link asked curiously.

"These are the Faces of Evil, and are each represented by minions of Ganon that you must destroy." Gwonam replied.

With a snap of fingers, the purple-clad man summoned a map of Koridai, and as he presented it to the young boy, he spoke, "Now, Link, where do you wish to go?"

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Alternate Ending

Zelda awoke to the sound of a gong being rang, and was surprised to see Link standing next to the small bed she was sleeping on.

"Why did you do that, Link?" she asked.

"I just saved you from Ganon." he replied.

"I don't remember anything about Ganon..." she said as she rubbed the back of her head.

"But Gwonam told me about Ganon kidnapping you while you were sleeping." he said.

She let out a sigh before Gwonam suddenly appeared before them, and he spoke, "Well done, Link! Ganon is at last defeated; come along and take a look!"

And so, Link and Zelda boarded the magic carpet, and as it flew into the air, the purple-clad man began, "Already Koridai had returned to harmony, as the people are singing of your adventures; and as it is written, you, Link, are their hero!"

And all was well...

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I will be soon working on an alternate intro and matching alternate for Wand of Gamelon. Stay tuned!

With love for my fans,

Chrissy