Yeah, okay. So what would you say if all the legendary Pokemon in the world worked for MI6? What if Giratina became James Bond or Arceus took up the role of M? Well, unfortunately, that did happen. And, unfortunately, everyone knows what happens when you give Pokemon guns. No, it isn't pretty.
"Where is he?" Giratina shouted into his headpiece at Arceus, sorry, M. He was somehow on top of a cargo train being shot at by mewtwo.
"He's on the carriage in front of you," it wasn't M who responded though, it was the quartermaster Dialga, I mean Q.
Giratina and the rest of the legendaries had recently taken over MI6, and were having some fun with it. He was one of the 00 agents, 007 to be exact. He wasn't exactly James bond, you could say he was pretty crap at it really, but he tried his best.
Mewtwo leapt from carriage to carriage, getting further and further away from Giratina. just as he managed to climb inside one of the windows, Giratina grabbed his arm. he was so fast at running and jumping along a train that Mewtwo hadn't seen him coming. He held the gun towards his target, but didn't fire.
"Where is it?" He shouted in Mewtwo's face.
"I would never tell you!"
Giratina loosened his grip on the criminal, "I'll drop you!"
"I don't care!"
"M, he's not cracking, what should I do."
"Take the shot," Arceus said without hesitation.
"What?" Giratina knew if he shot Mewtwo, he would lose vital information.
"Take the bloody shot Giratina!"
Giratina did as his master wished, and pulled the trigger. He left Mewtwo's body by the side of the track, now just a purple spot on the horizon.
"Well done, 007," Dialga said.
"You're a bastard, you know that, right Arceus?" Giratina said as he pulled himself back up onto the train roof.
"I know, but it's all in a days work."