Chapter 1: the burn
(Note: Wheatley is the main character.)
im still in space, i feel like my optic exploded. i don't really know basic things about space but i do know this:
one: its hard bein' out there in space. man, i wanted to go back to whatever that round thing thats blue and green and beautiful i used to be on it i think? im really confused so thats why im speakin' so weird an-
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codeError
BTOD
FAILERRORRRRR RRRr
CPU CIRCUITS IN CRITICAL CONDITION
LOG ENDED DUE TO CPU IMPLOSION
logEnd
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wakeSystem
WARNING: CPU IMPLODED. ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT TO cpu2BACKUP.
FAILED
WheatOS loading…
WARNING: Battery at 4 percent.
Please plug in to a Aperture Science 837 CPU Connector and Battery Charger.
Running Test…
Optic: CRITICAL
Eyepiece: DAMAGED
Battery: LEAKED! EXPLOSION CAN ACCOUR.
837 Connector: OKAY
CPU: VERY CRITICAL
N103: GREAT CONDITION
Entire Body: CRITICAL
Condition of Device: VERY CRITICAL
WARNING: BATTERY LEAK!
OS loaded.
wha..? BAZASAZDAAAZA. wha… fdjgdrhjggte…. DADAZZAZA DAZZZADADADA.
la… dy? he.. l..p? ple.. as..e… cp..u SBBSBSSAADADADAZZZZ. dama.. DADADADADAZZZZ. DAZZZZADAZZZ. ged. he… BABAABAABABA
OS CRASHED.
Reason: Battery Low.
-Authors Note: I will post more chapters soon-