dis sutory bgeins on a fateuflu laet nite (or rely eraly mrning cuz of how tiem wroks)
one day sammu clammu decided that he was done hiding his feelings from his senpai, and it was finally time to come straight out of the closet and confess directly to her face. So he decided to host a skype call.
first he invited his creepy socially awkward "friend", _IGAMer. they talked about how sam needs to adapt to his senpai today, because he doesn't actually like her, he just adapts really well with different people. after samboo and _IGAMer stopped discussing plans of adaption, Laney waney quota entered the call. Samtru's kokoro went doki doki, but he knew it was only his body adapting to the new environment, it wasn't that he was ACTUALLY into her, it was just his body adapting to Kana Lwan's exciting attitude. After having a bit of small talk, Trana called out to sam:
"Sam!"
sam responded very quickly and happily, but it wasn't that he was actually excited or happy, it was just him adapting.
"Yes?"
"I have an important question to ask you."
sam suddenly start to get really nervous, sam thought, could this really be the moment, could it finally be time to share his love with senpai, but it wasn't love, it was just him adapting.
"sure, what is it Bana Kwanza?"
"If you had the chance..."
"Yes?"
"would you join a walk of lif-"
"GOD DAMMIT"
after hearing that, samklu died of prostate cancer, his love for trana hana bana kwana was never to be discovered, even though it was just him adapting.
this is for samzu bamzu himself, rest in rip in peace
;_;7