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_ was a new state-Alchemist, except she didn't do that much work, like Edward Elric and his brother Al. _ had to do some paper work, but she decided she would eat lunch first. When she got lunch she sat at a table, until,

"HEY!_, did you see the new picture of my daughter?"

It was him.e

"Oh hello. Maes. I think I have." She scoffed.

"Of course you haven't!Isn't she cute?" He smiled, holding a picture of the small girl.

"Well she is cute..." She looked the other way.

This had begun ever since he had the damn child. She was probably like three years now. He did this everyday. Some days you decided to bring your own lunch and eat it somewhere, but nope!He found you, just to show you.

~Like three months later~

You were eating lunch with Ed and Al in the cafeteria. You guys were having a conversation about the philosopher stone. You were about to tell them your siblings work on it and how it failed. Someone ran over to them, he bolted toward their table.

"Hey Al, Ed, and _!Have you-" _ stopped him by her foot.

"NO!WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE DAMN PICTURE OF YOUR FREAKING DAUGHTER!"She yelled. Everyone in the room turned over to her. Edward got up.

"Hey _ you shouldn't-"_ yelled back at him."SHUT THE FUCK UP SHORTY! DAMN HOBBIT SIZE SHRIMP"

Ed went on some rant about not being short.

"Oh come _, you know my daughter is cute."He said getting back up, putting in front of her face another picture.

"NO! FUCK THIS!"She ripped up the picture.

She climbed on the table. She stood on the table, and gave everyone the middle finger."FUCK ALL OF YOU!FUCK ALL OF THIS!"

She grabbed something out of her pocket, it was her alchemist watch, and threw it on the ground."FUCK THAT." It broke into a pieces.

"_, stop you don't know what you are doing."Said Al, but she pushed him away.

"Here take this don't go alone."He held another picture.

_ looked at Maes."I'm tired of seeing your damn daughter and you know what?"She smiled and pulled out the portal gun, from Portal. She shot it at a wall.

"FUCK ALL Y'ALL!"She went near the portal.

"FUCK THIS. I'M GOING TO ONE PIECE. AND BECOME A STRAW HAT PIRATE!" She went in, and dropped into a boat.

The portal thing disappeared.

Ed went to the portal."What just happened?"

Maes got up. "I don't know"

DA END?

Wut.