The Power Rangers and the Big Power Banana Beam Man Destroyer of Good
Red and Green and Black Power Ranger are sitting at table in big Power Ranger Haedquarters. Red Rangar look at Green and says," WANT BANANA!"
"GET BANANA FROM FRIDGE!" say Green.
"KYAAAAAAA! TRANSFORM!" says Red.
Black ranger sips coffee in calm manner.
Red Ranger, now in ottoman form, run to fridge through gauntlet. Dodges axe and rocket gun and evil demon bunnies to reach break room with fridge, but fridge is unplugged!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," yells Red, to dismay of people with ears nearby.
Yellow Ranger looks at Red disapprovingly and say, "CAN YOU NOT SEE GIANT BANANA MORPHED IN SKY?!1 IT HAS STOLE THE BIG GUN OF POWER BEAM FROM CIA IN CAPITOL!"
"WITCHCRAFT!" say Red, adding "WE MUST STOP GIANT BANANA WITH BIG GUN OF POWER BEAM FROM NEW YORK!"
"I TOLD YOU LISTEN IN HISTORY CLASS CAPITOL IS IN WASHINGTON! THIS IS WHY I CANCELLED YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO VANITY FAIR!" said Yellow loudly, again to dismay of the people with ears.
Black Ranger adds cream to coffee and sits calmly still again.
Cyan Ranger does not exist, and so says nothing.
Red Ranger looks at Yellow, aghast at revelashun that he no more has Vanity Fiar to read during classes at Kindergarden.
Green Ranger was tired of loud yelling at things coming from breakroom through gauntlet with bunnies presses overly large button and transforms Big Ranger HQ into Giant Battle Robot of Awesome Cool Great Good Wonderful Metalness of Gun Power Stuff with Roast Beef and Mayonnaise on Wheat.
Giant Power Ranger HQ of…long list of stuff Fly into the Space at speeds only Small Blue Sega Animal with Shoes can dream of! Black Ranger sips coffee at slightly increased rate as before when Rangers yelling.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA" says Red Ranger.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA – AAAA" says Green Ranger.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOUAAAAA" say Yellow Ranger.
A Bear flies by.
Big Power Banana Beam Man Destroyer of Good looks at Big HQ of Power Rangers with beedy eyes, all 17 of them, and say "KYAAAAAAAAAAAA! FEAR FRUIT POWER WITH PROTEIN AND GUNS! AND I DONT LIKE CEREAL!" Big Power Banana Beam Man Destroyer of Good points Big Beam of Power stolen from US capitol at HQ.
Black Power ranger looks out window, sighs disapprovingly, and switches to decaf.
Red, Green, and Yellow Rangers yell in unison, "KYAAAAAAAAAA! POWER RANGERS DINO-TIME SQUAD OF OF FURNITURE TRANSFOOOOOOORM!"
Red Ranger turns into Ottoman!
Yellow Ranger turns into Bar Stool!
Green Ranger turns into Belly Button Lint! Of Power!
Pink Ranger wakes up and turns into a Giant Key of Goldness!
Red Ranger takes Giant Key of Goldness and uses it to open the Gaint Vault of Lock to reveal Jiffy Cornbread Muffin!
Black Ranger stands up angry, looks at Red/Yellow/Pink/Green Rangers and yells "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY MUFFIN MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX."
Giant Banana looks at Jiffy Cornbread Muffin and exclaims with delight, "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL LLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOULD TOTALLY GO ON THE MUFFIN AND BE GOOD AND TASTE!"
Giant Banana explodes because Power Rangers. Red Ranger yells, "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS EASIER THAN EXPECTED! I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM!"
Pink Ranger says, "KYAAAAAAA IT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IIN YEARS!"
"PICKLE JUICE FRUIT HOORAY!" Says Red while run into the pooper.
The End.
p.s. He died and became zombie and ate planet.