Mokuba says: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananaphone!
Seto says: Oo
Joey says: How do you even pronounce that
Pegasus went out drinking with Grampa
Mr Spock visited Domino High
Tea smashed Tristan
My friend stole the Millennium Rod, and Marik cried.
A very drunk Pegasus fell into a canal
Mai can pull money out of her ears
Weevil says: Like, oh my gosh, I broke a nail
Rex Raptor put neon lights on his house and now it's visible from outer space
Bakura was involved in a drive-by pillow fight
Noah says: Hey, somebody stole my tomatoes: (
Atem fell off his chair
Yugi, Rex and Weevil joined the midget club
Serenity could not refuse a BEER! She could really use a BEER!
You know what Yugi's got?
Tea says: What
Yugi says: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it
Mokuba could really use some toilet paper
Seto luuuuurves Duke
Duke says: Hide me and I'll buy you a Coke
I says: With pleasure!
Seto says: Where's Dukey-poo?
I says: Not in that box over there
Seto says: Damn
Mai bought a fifty-foot killer golem from K-Mart
Yugi says: Hang on, I thought Seto was straight?
I says: I shot him with the Gay Gun! Yeah, you thought it was gone forever after Charlie smashed it, didn't you? Well I repaired it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Everyone says: Well that explains more than it doesn't
Grampa hired seven strippers
Tea gave Mokuba a robot for Halloween
Evil canaries will do bad things if Dartz doesn't buy them some cushions
Joey says: Hey dum-dum, you bring me gum-gum
Noah owns a pair of false buttocks
Joey says: DAMMIT I SAY YOU BRING ME GUM-GUM, YOU DUM-DUM!!
ENDSTUPIDITY!!!1