Keiro's Rant
Hi my name is Keiro, I'm Rei's cousin. I'm a blader myself even though I suck, oh well, back to subject of something, wait I just have to think about what the topic is, um well it's, let's see, it was...what was it, ugh, oh yeah, the topic of this rate is liking an anime/manga character, well…I don't like anybody, which is good because why would I like anybody, I mean come on, almost all of the beybladers on this show are hawt to some people, which is freaky.
Take my cousin for example, he's got a billion fans, they all think that he's hawt, smexy, or kawaii. What the fuck is up with that, I mean I'm his cousin and all so I really don't care.
I mean I know you think Kai's hawt or Tala's hawt, or someone else on this show's hawt, but why do you? I mean think about it, why would you think the red-headed Russian guy with issues is hawt? Dude, why would you think any of the Russian bladers are hawt? And if you think for one second that I'm just doing this to get you're minds off someone in beyblade so I can have him for myself, your nuts. Don't go all "Oh, she's a bitch on me." on me. I'm just saying that thinking anybody in beyblade is hawt is creepy and weird.
Look people thinking someone in beyblade is kawaii is okay with me, but really why would you think that someone in beyblade is hawt or smexy it's just plain freaky. I bet most of your friends are either anime freaks or like the same people you do. People I don't mean to be mean or anything but please just think about what a dork you are for liking an anime character; they're not even real, so if they die get over it.
I'm an anime character myself, an OC to be precise, but even I don't think anybody's hawt in this show, gees that would be scary. Don't hate me or anything because of making fun of "your guy" on this show, but why in the world do you even watch this show? Is it just because you like the guys on the show?
An example of a fan girl would be my creator; she loves the Blitzkrieg, which is weird because she's the one making me say all of this. So don't be mad at me, I'm just a puppet, and she's the puppet master, so be mad at her for writing all of this down out of boredom and randomness. Back to my creator, she wrote all of this down, even the part with thinking a character is hawt is creepy and weird, oh sure write about it and make an OC say it while you think the same thing as those beyblade fanatics, real nice.
My creator really needs a life…
Bye!