Chap 1: Just keep Swimming
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming! What do you do you swim, swim!" Tidus sang as he swam (duh!). They had found a pond on the side of the Mi'hen Highroad, and after much wheedling Auron let him swim. He immediately started swimming down, since he could breathe underwater and didn't know what water pressure was.
Now, as Tidus was swimming downward, he saw something else (his eyes weren't bothered either). It turned out to be a body.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!" Tidus screamed. He took a fresh breath of um…water and went over to it. He started poking it with his sword.
"Yep. It's dead." He stated. "Oh! Here, have a corpse nummy!"
He dug into his pocket and found what he needed. Tidus threw a Phoenix Down and missed.
"Consarn it! Okay, here goes." He threw it again and the item and it majestically landed on…a rock, which then swam away.
"Oooooookaaay."
Finally he just dropped it on the corpse, which then absorbed it. The body stirred.
"Oops. Forgot. Here's an almost -dead-person nummy."
At this, he threw a Hi-Potion, which exploded into lights and sprinkled on her.
"Did you revive me?" she asked.
"Sure did. May I say, you're hot for a corpse. I'm Tidus."
"Um…thank you?"
"What's your sign… I mean name?" Tidus asked.
"Aeris."
A/N: And so it begins. Oh yeah, review because this is my first fic and it won't get better unless you do. Next will be longer. Cheese is good.